Co-Artistic Director @silent_gutter. Writer (SHEEP, Professional, Playtime, Caged Time)

Liverpool, England
Joined September 2011
"Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low” is amazing Homer Logic
Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network. And, like most people, yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.
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The second I hear music on the bus
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced people on buses who vape, play loud music, litter or threaten others will face £100 fines from today
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was really looking forward to a saturday afternoon on the ale for that fulham game, december 3pms being the optimum time to go and watch a game of footy, but no moved to telly for background fodder whilst hungover people doomscroll
Three of our #PL fixtures in December have been rescheduled as a result of live broadcast selection. 📆
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this malick ass baby bro
such a precious moment
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"A lot of people that have this illness that I've spoken to have said to me 'I don't get believed, people think I'm lazy'. I've never experienced one person that doesn't believe me and that's because, why would an athlete just suddenly stop after 20 years?" Very true.
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Someone I know used a photo of me that was morphed into a weird doppelgänger of me through whatever generative AI app they used to promote their cycling event and when I called them out they made me feel like I was out of line or weird for objecting to it. We’re cooked
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If there’s one photo to sum up the Trump era, this is it.
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Showed my kid the 80s My Little Pony and one of the ponies is unmistakably Nancy Cartwright doing an early Bart Simpson voice
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What a fucking ridiculous state of affairs
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Sally Rooney's books can no longer be sold in Britain due to her support for Palestine Action. She refused to withdraw her support for the direct action group which targeted the Israeli arms industry, costing her the royalties from all of her UK sales. theguardian.com/uk-news/2026…
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Zelenskyy: "When our strikes reached Yandex data centers, it suddenly became little easier to breathe on many social media platforms. Many people noticed it. There was less hate, less division, fewer provocations because there were fewer bots. It's pretty clear where those bots were coming from. If they disappeared when Yandex went offline, this proves once again that Europe is not the source of the problems." The big problem is that Russia figured out how modern society consumes information a decade ago, but the West hasn't. ​There are millions of bots commenting and posting Russian propaganda. There are paid influencers spreading it, with Russian bots supporting their content. There is a gigantic machine operating to radicalize and influence Western societies, and there is not enough defense in place. It doesn't just influence elections, it sows discord, engulfs societies in culture wars, radicalizes teenagers, and shapes political decisions when elected officials fail to read the room. ​That needs to change. And fast.
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20 degrees in October because people need ChatGPT to write their emails
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Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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An educated guess on how Skydance-Paramount-Warner merger will work⬇️. Looks fairly dicey with $80 billion in debt that will probably encourage less adventurous fare, and jettisoning the WB execs that gave us challenging fare like "Sinners," "One Battle." theguardian.com/film/2026/oc…
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Freezers should probably not be connected to the internet. I'm afraid we'll soon conclude that nothing should be connected to the internet.
Cyberattack on French supermarkers. Someone remotely took over refrigeration controllers and made them to defrost. Target temperature set to 50°C. Staff opening freezers in the morning were hit by a wave of hot air. Millions of euros lost. France spent years debating food sovereignty to depend on a firmware update? bfmtv.com/economie/consommat…
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My theory on books is that they will find you when it is time for you to read them. If a book has sat on your shelf unread for 15 years, the time has not yet come for you to read it.
it’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book and it lives on your bookshelf for 15 years.
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No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
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it’s the only way
I’ve started blind watching movies no synopsis nothing and it’s crazy how different the experience is it’s incredible
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