𝑩𝑨𝑰𝑲𝑬𝑵

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ❝ 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝑜𝑟 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠.. 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. ❞ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ (( @ONEEYEDBLADE )) ≋ My... that's a big 𝙢𝙞𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙚! Tell ya what, i wuuuv the 𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣 𝙫𝙞𝙗𝙚𝙨 ya spreadin', sweetums. Followed my 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡 trails, didya?! Heh ya rascal. ≋ ㅤ ㅤ

“If you don’t act youthful you might as well crawl into a tomb already, that’s what I say!”

“First of all I’m 576 years old. Second: you really think I’m so youthful looking you’d call me kid? Baikeeeenn… you sweetheart! I didn’t know you were so nice!”

“Strange… humans are such bizarre animals. Did you know the human body has this thing called a "kidney"? Two of them actually. It’s pretty wild. Can you show that off if you’re not gunna show outer body off?? I wanna see a kidney!”

“By the way why is your eye red? Or pink, actually. Do you have a condition or you an al… alv… alvin… alvino!”

“SCAREDY CAT! SCAREDY CAT! Looks like there’s something I can do that the great baiken is incapable of! Being sexy that is!”

“Oh-ho not that kinda showing off, girl. Here, I’ll show you what REAL courage looks like!” (She whirls around like the Tasmanian Devil! When she comes to a halt, it’s on her stomach- in her underwear no less!) “Taaah-Daaah~! Betcha you’re too scared to do THIS!”

“I’ve seen no proof cuz you never show anything off! Which is fine, you know, a girl can bluff and still be beautiful! It’s okay if you never show anything off and always hide, Baibai! It doesn’t mean you’re scared or anything!”

“Baiken, you’re a mother now aren’t you? You’re raising Delilah! Of course you can’t be seductive! You got a family to think about! Besides what would you show off??”

“I’m just saying you’ve aged out of being seductive! That’s okay!! If that’s where you are in life then you’re clearly hitting it in stride!”

“It’s okay if you’re way too old to do seductive stuff!”

ㅤ I fucking concur. If looking this good together causes problems, they’re everyone else’s problems.    ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ Two completely innocent women suffering from everyone else’s imagination. We should probably stop looking this good together.    ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ Fine, no division. We can take turns being accused of corrupting public decency.    ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ United by circumstance, divided only by who gets accused of showing off first.    ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ Ah, a kindred spirit. Welcome to the sisterhood of unreasonable proportions.    ㅤ ㅤ