Tall-ish, Funny-ish, Lawyer-ish. All views are my own. (he/him)

London, England
Joined October 2010
Jackpot! @dog_rates
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Always with the metaphor
It's time for a general election to end this Conservative circus. It's time to get these clowns out of No. 10!
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stole his entire fit
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girl dinner
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You can follow me on the new platform Church Door, where I'm exclusively posting all my new theses content
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BREAKING Boris Johnson is standing down as the Tory MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip, triggering an immediate by-election Comes after Privileges Committee recommended suspension of more than 10 days
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Quoth the raven: "Fuckin tune lads" #Eurovision #Eurovision2023
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THANK YOU EUROPE! @bbceurovision @Eurovision
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Belgium, but every time there’s a close up the hat gets bigger #Eurovision2023
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THIS. IS. EUROVISION. #CROATIA #Eurovision #Eurovision2023
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MEL GIEDROYC AS A BUTTER CHURNING POLISH MILKMAID! GIVE HER AN NTA RIGHT NOW! #Eurovision2023
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me coming for your family 😈 #Eurovision
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I love #Eurovision because it seems like something I made up
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Kalush Orchestra returning to the #Eurovision stage after their triumphant win last year 🫶🇺🇦
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Me at the end of every Teams meeting #Coronation
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Rory Stewart goes to Pizza Express in his coronation garb (2023)
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Bringing your dad both screwdrivers because you don’t know what he’s talking about.
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Serving 60s... 🔥 Ncuti Gatwa and @MillieGibson01 are back on set for #DoctorWho 🎬
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