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John Denver's full of shit man

Pre Drinking Canada day W @Likes18

If any of my neighbors follow me on twitter sorry about the yelling #LeafsCaps #CanadaFerda

If you're gunna be dumb you gotta be tough Happy Birthday btw larry

I need the scoop on this one holy fuck

There are 4 deer 20 feet off of my deck rn. To try to ride or not

Chris Phillips is on the patio at the cove. Not bad

Slapped my rear bumper when getting into my truck and some old lady looked at me weird. I thought everyone slapped bae's ass

Blew up a diamond saw into my leg today #DrinkinAboutIt

Hi Dad

I forgot how great How I Met Your Mother is. Thank you Netflix

I need another beer but my cat is asleep on my chest. Someone help

No trailer? No problem #TruckStuff

Kenny just ate a mosquito. I love him

If you don't wash your truck after a couple drinks do you really love it?

Living for the stories I'll tell my grandkids when I'm 80