Chancellor of the 251 | Home Team | Rory McIlroy Hater | Owner of 2 waxed canvas Barbour jackets #fuckquilted

Point Clear, Alabama
Joined May 2025
Is it known that the Tweezer riff and piano comes from this part of this song or am I a fucking intellectual
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We got Tony Tiny-Tits over here
NEW: Big Ten commissioner Tony Petitti commits to improved non-conference scheduling if the CFP expands to 24 teams: "We need to play more good games. We think the season can start way better than it does. If we get the 24-team playoff, you're going to see many more competitive games scheduled. We'll commit to that." (h/t @NickSchultz_7) on3.com/news/tony-petitti-co…
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This is like one of those Sydney Sweeney gambling ads but if it was specifically for Carolinians
The first Bojangles in the world with a full bar and a live band just opened on the Strip. (📸 JT Cruz)
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Rupert “Chow Time” Saratoga IV retweeted
I think about this often.
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Does that deadass say Islam Mohamed
A news release from Lafayette County Metro Narcotics - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Lafayette County Metro Narcotics Unit Executes Search Warrant at Oxford Business OXFORD, MISS. — On Thursday, September 24, 2026, the Lafayette County Metro Narcotics Unit received information regarding the alleged sale of illegal substances from a retail business located within the City of Oxford. During the investigation, Metro Narcotics agents were able to conduct a controlled purchase of illegal substances from the business. Based upon evidence obtained during the investigation, agents applied for and were granted a search warrant. Law enforcement officers subsequently executed the search warrant at Puffs Vape, Tobacco and Beer Store, located in the 100 block of Heritage Drive in Oxford. During the search, agents recovered more than 500 units of kratom, along with an assortment of THC cartridges, gummies, and other suspected narcotics. Kratom has been prohibited from possession, distribution, and sale within the City of Oxford since 2019. Yahya Mohamed Mosleh, 51, of Oxford, and Islam Mohamed, 18, of Oxford, were arrested and charged with possession of Schedule I controlled substances with intent to distribute. In 2022, the business owner, Amer Alowdi, 40 years old, was indicted for trafficking narcotics. Alowdi fled the country before prosecution. Additional charges may be forthcoming as the investigation continues. For years, our community has taken a clear position regarding these types of products. We have educated businesses, conducted compliance checks, and worked aggressively to prevent illegal and potentially dangerous substances from being sold in Oxford. Despite those efforts, some individuals and businesses continue to put profit ahead of the safety of the people who live, work, and attend school in our community. Our message is direct: if you choose to illegally sell these substances in our community, expect law enforcement to come looking for you. We will investigate. We will obtain warrants. We will seize illegal products, and we will hold those responsible accountable. This investigation does not end with these arrests. These individuals and this business are not necessarily the only people involved in the illegal distribution of these products, and they should not expect to be the last arrests made as our enforcement efforts continue. We are extremely grateful for the hard work of the Lafayette County Metro Narcotics Unit, the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics, and every local, state, and federal law enforcement partner assisting with these investigations. Our responsibility is to protect this community. We will continue pursuing those who knowingly place dangerous and illegal substances into it. This remains an active investigation. Additional information will be released when appropriate
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Rupert “Chow Time” Saratoga IV retweeted
A news release from Lafayette County Metro Narcotics - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Lafayette County Metro Narcotics Unit Executes Search Warrant at Oxford Business OXFORD, MISS. — On Thursday, September 24, 2026, the Lafayette County Metro Narcotics Unit received information regarding the alleged sale of illegal substances from a retail business located within the City of Oxford. During the investigation, Metro Narcotics agents were able to conduct a controlled purchase of illegal substances from the business. Based upon evidence obtained during the investigation, agents applied for and were granted a search warrant. Law enforcement officers subsequently executed the search warrant at Puffs Vape, Tobacco and Beer Store, located in the 100 block of Heritage Drive in Oxford. During the search, agents recovered more than 500 units of kratom, along with an assortment of THC cartridges, gummies, and other suspected narcotics. Kratom has been prohibited from possession, distribution, and sale within the City of Oxford since 2019. Yahya Mohamed Mosleh, 51, of Oxford, and Islam Mohamed, 18, of Oxford, were arrested and charged with possession of Schedule I controlled substances with intent to distribute. In 2022, the business owner, Amer Alowdi, 40 years old, was indicted for trafficking narcotics. Alowdi fled the country before prosecution. Additional charges may be forthcoming as the investigation continues. For years, our community has taken a clear position regarding these types of products. We have educated businesses, conducted compliance checks, and worked aggressively to prevent illegal and potentially dangerous substances from being sold in Oxford. Despite those efforts, some individuals and businesses continue to put profit ahead of the safety of the people who live, work, and attend school in our community. Our message is direct: if you choose to illegally sell these substances in our community, expect law enforcement to come looking for you. We will investigate. We will obtain warrants. We will seize illegal products, and we will hold those responsible accountable. This investigation does not end with these arrests. These individuals and this business are not necessarily the only people involved in the illegal distribution of these products, and they should not expect to be the last arrests made as our enforcement efforts continue. We are extremely grateful for the hard work of the Lafayette County Metro Narcotics Unit, the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics, and every local, state, and federal law enforcement partner assisting with these investigations. Our responsibility is to protect this community. We will continue pursuing those who knowingly place dangerous and illegal substances into it. This remains an active investigation. Additional information will be released when appropriate
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Batman himself couldn’t get me to delete this app
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Rupert “Chow Time” Saratoga IV retweeted
Breaking: University of Michigan expected to unveil new alternate jerseys this week in a tough match up against Iowa. The helmets have been leaked.
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Rupert “Chow Time” Saratoga IV retweeted
Hometown shows loom
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It makes me irate that this harebrained motherfucker not only has a platform but is considered by some to be an “analyst”
Kentucky is up 17-13 on Alabama at the half. Maybe surprising to some. Not me. Why? Alabama can’t run the football any more. 16 rushes for 5 yards in first half. Tide are now just an average SEC team. The Saban physical toughness is gone.
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Rupert “Chow Time” Saratoga IV retweeted
CTESPN Player of the Week #CTESPN
Antonio Brown’s spirit lives on in college football
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Rupert “Chow Time” Saratoga IV retweeted
It’s kinda fucked up that teachers get paid more than Fantasy Football Commissioners
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Why do we want the best players in college football to have cte by the time they get drafted
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Bryce underwood so far this season is being paid $3 million per touchdown scored in regulation
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Michigan storming the field is probably the single most pathetic thing I have ever seen a school do
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