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I love how Wipeout Canada started their version of the show by proclaiming that all of the contestants had universal healthcare 😂 unlike the broken, ailing, uninsured American contestants 😩🤣

“Dookie Glocked” and “Shitted Down” why are Chicago 🥷🏽🥷🏽 like this!? 😩😂

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches… Bowser down bad 🫣

Watching a French movie w/subtitles and “we’re in the zone” was translated to “under the gun” in American English lol they were like add a gun, the Americans will love it! 😂

Aaaaand this was the first time 😂 That Slurricane had you slumped! Lol

🎶 Please stick to the crunchwrap supremes that you’re used to… 🎶

“A Hater in the Home” a Tobe Nwigwe Tale.

This reminds of the episode of Trading Spaces where Hildi fucked up that lady’s basement with the 1980’s pastel FL beach house decor and the lady went tf off 😂

From bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet, to toe tags and white sheets, capische 🤌🏽

Or he has a mother… possibly a father, and basic everyday life skills

I know my sis is drunk and it’s time for me to go home because her suburban ass is quoting State Property to our Nigerian dad 🤦🏽‍♀️ “you either get down or you lay down” 😂 Lmao someone come get her!

Pretty sure my landlord does meth 😬 he’s ALWAYS up at all hours of the day & night doing some weird ass project, organizing random shit or cleaning. He also always looks like he just nearly escaped an explosion, stays covered in dust & debris.

I actually believe this endorsement. If you’re constantly taking chisels to the face to rearrange your facial structure and change your appearance, I could see migraines coming along with that.

I bought a cute ass bodysuit to wear with some shorts that I have, but idk if it’s supposed to be regular clothes or lingerie 🤔 I think it’s lingerie but I’m just gonna wear it like clothes cuz it’s cute 🤷🏽‍♀️

Them teeny tiny Indonesian hands attached to the kids working in them Nike sweatshop get tired 🥺

I don’t know everything and I may not even know a lot but one thing I do know is that focusing on other ppl’s problems doesn’t make yours go away. Worry about yourself, and drink lots of water✌🏽 – at Phoenix, AZ

@MrBishopJackson cancel Babble! 😉 – at Minneapolis, MN

Earlier I gave my man head while wearing a white tee and as soon as I was done I jumped up and said “Yup! In my white tee” 😂 the head was well received, my joke...not so much 🤷🏽‍♀️

We chill’n on the beach next to this older couple and here comes my bf’s hood ass friend with a damn portable subwoofer bang’n “THROW DAT PUSSY” on level 1000 😂 my man ain’t having none of this shit 😩😂 – at Treasure Island, FL

Police Officer: Ma’am, walk in a straight line for me, heel-to-toe. Me: – at Paradise Valley, AZ