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Somewhere on Earth
Joined October 2020
I just saw one of our truck drivers overtaking dangerously. I need to call Dangote, this Logistics Department needs urgent restructuring.
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🚨Information reaching me right now is that Lawrence Alabi is actually the great-grandson of the legendary Benin thief himself, Lawrence Anini. 😭💀
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“Shorttime 30k, overnight 50k” Na once I buy 2.5GB for ₦750, con find one better horror movie to watch for Twitter.
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PSG : FC BARCELONA 89th Minute 0:0 Scenes :
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Tu vois tes potes rigoler à gorge déployée à leur table à ton mariage mais tu dois rester à côté de ta femme
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When I small, I sabi play PS2 well well Anytime wey I enter game house, everybody go begin shout “PS gee! PS gee!!” 🧏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Na there I begin support PSG 🥹❤️💙
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Admin did caption for God
Sunday service.
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As monkey stop to de work, baboon no see anything carry 😂 What a perfect end game 😂.
Monkey dey work Baboon dey chop
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Dalot’s crosses will be all over the lake 🤣
Next up: Como (A) in two days.
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See SS2 boy wey wan paste me doggy? 🙄🤣
Back to school 🏫 See you guys later 🫶
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no paying job in this world is easy
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Football commentator Derek Rae shared his notes for Real Madrid vs Sevilla.
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Who gave the order??? 💔 20/10/2020
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Everyday I wake up and thank heavens that we won the premier league title last season before all these. West Ham number 19, wherever you are, thank you.
When Man City are 20 points clear in the title race and that point deduction hits
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Nigerians can really be horrible.
Just in: “Nigerians please come to the aide of this hero single handledly climbed up and put off this fire but they stole his phone while he was doing it” - Nigerian man cries out !
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“I dropped my recent song because I’m looking for money to pay my rent. I live around Formula 1 drivers, tennis players and even footballers. I could just decide to go downstairs and cross paths with Paul Pogba” — Mr. Eazi
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I like you alive🫠
He said he likes blondes so I dyed my hair black..idgaf what men like.
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10-year-old me watching CRISTIANO RONALDO for the very first time🤍🤍
such a precious moment
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🚨 Luis Enrique when asked how to defend against Lamine Yamal: “You must have the ball”. “If we have the ball, Lamine doesn’t have the ball!”. 😁
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They fined CRISTIANO RONALDO how much??😭😭😭
🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo has been suspended for 30 days plus fined for €255. The decision has been made by Portugal Federation after he left the national team’s camp in Denmark. Cristiano himself had suggested a punishment after apologizing for that.
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POV: Eres un jugador del Barça y vas mañana sentado en el autobús de camino al estadio del PSG
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This just reminded me of when my uncle in the village gifted me a pet tortoise😂 It was so clingy that I had to keep it in a calabash inside my wardrobe😭😂
When I first got my croc, it was too premature to survive in water, so I raised it on land. Today, it has learned to live with me. 🥹❤️
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