Vacuuming

This is not flirting I have this for everyone I talk to and it’s called friendship

Don’t let me wipe down mirrors. Ever.

Look at this thing

It’s my dad’s birthday and also there’s an ugly ass suzuki in the garage and I don’t know what his intentions with it are. Cause I’m not driving it. 😇

Blinking rapidly while sleeping on my side cause I like the sound of my eyelashes brushing against the pillow

Hey guys I’m at the supermarket, yall want anything ?

My mom is making me get up early to go grocery shopping and usually I would protest but I want to get chicken salami which she stopped getting for me cause it’s “too unhealthy” yeah yeah yeah

Itadakimasu

if you hand me a sandwich that is not cut triangularly I will hurt you and I mean it

im a cuck im a cuck im a fat little cuck

My mom likes to do this thing where she dramatically storms into my room when I’m asleep and rips open the curtains very loudly and slams open the window and storms back out as a way to tell me to wake up but honestly a little sunshine doesn’t bother me sometimes. Very relaxing

This is me when I’m interested