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Joined November 2015
Big Z retweeted
Upload your CV to ChatGPT, give it these 7 prompts and it will send jobs that you qualify for every morning!
So how do you people find new jobs? I am tired of searching
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ALGUIEN EN GITHUB HA SACADO UNA API DE WHATSAPP GRATIS ahora puedes ejecutar una api de WhatsApp en tu propio servidor sin pagar a Meta. se llama OpenWA. 12.8K estrellas. la api oficial de WhatsApp Business se paga y te ata a su plataforma. OpenWA te da automatización por api, autoalojada y gratis. → envía y recibe mensajes con una api rest → ejecuta varias sesiones de WhatsApp a la vez → gestiona sesiones y webhooks con un panel web → conéctalo a n8n, Chatwoot y agentes de ia con MCP clonas el repo, un comando de Docker y el panel está en marcha. ojo: es no oficial, usa un número dedicado. 100% gratis. código abierto. os dejo el repo abajo.
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Frequent nightmares
Picked up systems programming early this year, and inspired by Podman (@Podman_io), I am building a daemonless container runtime engine. The shege I see err... God bless those who did it without AI.
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I nearly died from something like this when I was very young. Doctors didn’t know what was wrong with me. Long story short, it took one carpenter (a stranger) to save me.
I got the shock of my life last night. My son complained to me that his sister had been scratching her leg, that maybe something bit her. Because I was vibing on X, I just told him to tell her mum to apply something to it, that it would go. Only for me to hear my wife shouting, “Babe, come and see, something is coming out from her leg.” I thought it was pus, so I said nonchalantly that since they had applied something, it was the pus coming out from the swelling and she should leave it so it would come out completely. She insisted I should come and see it, that she wasn't sure it was pus. I went to the room only to see something like a vein or something coming out. I was scared, so I touched it and tried to pull it, but it was very strong. I laid my girl down and tried to apply a little pressure for it to come out, but it remained stuck. At that moment I almost threw away my masculine energy, but mo fi okan okunrin gbe. I pressed it one more time and the thing just came out like a worm 🐛. “What is this?” we both shouted! The surface was open as you can see from the picture, so we applied ointment and my girl felt relieved. This morning the open wound have closed up and I've told my wife to take her to the pharmacy with the worm-like thing so they could explain to her. Please I will like to know what’s that cause of that, doctors or pharmacist in the house.
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Picked up systems programming early this year, and inspired by Podman (@Podman_io), I am building a daemonless container runtime engine. The shege I see err... God bless those who did it without AI.
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I am trying out Astra and why the hell is it writing code with no spacing. Omo
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Just passed the @awscloud Certified Developer – Associate exam! 🎉 Big thanks to @amali_tech for the support. Onto the next one 💪🏿
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I took one operating system course, and the lecturer always made sure to remind us of Murphy's law. Since then I have always had that in mind
i remember an incident in prod that happened and i had raised pr 32 days ahead of time but i was told it would never happen in production till it happened one day i'll do a storytime
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but again real men test in production
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😂😂😂😂
Some guy chasing my wife wants to take her to Marriot. I asked her to accept but tell the guy she is coming with her brother and he agreed..Guess who is going to marriot😃
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Big Z retweeted
Coming soon: Dedup4j 🔜
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Fuck around and find out
🚨 Jadon Sancho has been REJECTED by Russian champions Krasnodar despite being keen on making the move. The free agent was offered to Krasnodar, but the club decided against signing the former Manchester United winger. (Source: @FootMercato)
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable. - George Orwell
A man dreamed of driving an Escalade, so he gave his two sons GH₵30,000 each and asked them to help him get one. The first son returned with a bicycle and told his father to be grateful because that was the best he could do. The second son returned with a Vitz and said, “This isn’t an Escalade, but use it while I continue working towards getting you the Escalade you dreamed of.” The father appreciated the second son and held him in high esteem because he could see the effort, intention, and commitment behind the Vitz. But the neighbours called the man stupid for accepting mediocrity when what he asked for was an Escalade.
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Lol you people are overthinking.. Do you think if he did all that.. It would fit in a code snippet?
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Wait oo… am I that shit or something.. Coz I don't see anything wrong. We have no idea what the method calls are doing.. So why the plenty talk?
You just need to validate that amount is a number. Apart from that everything is great. Please deploy and share link to app 🙏🙏
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😂 Anaa 3se experience is the best teacher
Replying to @dr_berkai
Make he change the programme I beg 🤣 Make he find mechanical or electrical be do
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Sometimes I think about how crazy the early days of computers were. Imagine choosing bytes instead of bit patterns to represent two’s complement Like by now we still dey fight about endians
Trying to figure out how to best teach two's complement to my students so I asked ChatGPT for help. The response was genuinely interesting and I've never thought of it this way before.
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