@OBantomime

Laugh, Learn, Lead: Uncover Business Success Secrets with a Smile.

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Joined August 2021
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Every office has a Young Wayne. Hates being called 67. Sits with Gen Z. Thinks Fortnite reset his age. It didn’t.
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Office Snowflake: Mugshot, HR Offences & Emotional Support Emergencies officebantomime.com/office-s…

Office Snowflake: Mugshot, HR Offences & Emotional Support Emergencies

Meet the Office Snowflake — officially booked, emotionally shattered, and charged with weaponised hand-raising. From crying over sarcasm to accusing the kettle of intimidation, HR has never ordered...

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Meet Office Climate Change Clive – The Eco-Warrior Who Makes You Regret Buying a Meal Deal officebantomime.com/meet-off…

Meet Office Climate Change Clive – The Eco-Warrior Who Makes You Regret Buying a Meal Deal

Meet Office Climate Change Clive — the eco-warrior who polices the bins, lectures you on weather patterns, and drives a Land Rover “for the terrain.” A hilarious green-obsessed office archetype.

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Meet Office One-Night-Stand Nicky 🍷 Queen of bad decisions, questionable promotions and morning regret. If there’s alcohol at a work event… she’s already there. We all know a Nicky. #OfficeBantomime #OfficeArchetypes
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Meet Office Body Odour Bob — the coworker who can clear a meeting room faster than a fire alarm. Sweat patches, humidity, and a shower that’s “out of order” for the 9th year running. We’ve all worked with Bob. 👃💀 #OfficeBantomime #OfficeArchetypes
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Meet Office Vegan Vera — the colleague who can make you feel guilty just for eating lunch. If you’ve ever hidden a bacon sandwich out of fear… this one’s for you. #OfficeArchetypes #OfficeBantomime
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Meet Office Cocky Kyle. The guy who corrects your sentences, “knows everything,” and claims he’s running three side businesses that never actually exist. Would you last a week working with him? 😆 #OfficeBantomime #OfficeArchetypes #WorkHumour #CorporateComedy
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Office Bitch Barbara – The Queen of Corporate Contempt and Unfulfilled Potential officebantomime.com/office-b…

Office Bitch Barbara – The Queen of Corporate Contempt and Unfulfilled Potential

Meet Office Bitch Barbara – the queen of contempt whose dreams died somewhere between two failed promotions, a football-mad husband, and teenage kids who won’t stop asking for money.

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Wrong Attachment Andy: The Office Legend Who Should Never Click ‘Send' officebantomime.com/wrong-at…

Wrong Attachment Andy: The Office Legend Who Should Never Click ‘Send'

Meet Wrong Attachment Andy — the well-meaning office relic who’s turned email attachments into a workplace horror show. Every click is chaos, and every file is the wrong one.

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Are You the Idiot in the Office? Take the Ultimate Funny Workplace Quiz officebantomime.com/are-you-…

Are You the Idiot in the Office? Take the Ultimate Funny Workplace Quiz

Think you’re the sharpest tool in the office drawer? Take the “Are You the Idiot in the Office?” mock exam and find out if you’re the genius—or the reason the IT team drinks early.

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How Psycho Are You at Work? Take the Office Bantomime Mock Exam officebantomime.com/how-psyc…

How Psycho Are You at Work? Take the Office Bantomime Mock Exam

Take the Office Bantomime Mock Exam to discover if you’re a harmless overachiever or a mild workplace menace. 39 questions of charm, chaos & corporate truth.

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When the Desk Snaps Back: Dealing with Workplace Anger and Desk Rage Before It Breaks You officebantomime.com/when-the…

When the Desk Snaps Back: Dealing with Workplace Anger and Desk Rage Before It Breaks You

When workplace pressure hits breaking point, calm turns to chaos. Discover what fuels desk rage, how to control it, and why your stapler deserves danger pay.

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When Friday Deployments Go Wrong: One Man’s Explosive Exit from the Office officebantomime.com/when-fri…

When Friday Deployments Go Wrong: One Man’s Explosive Exit from the Office

Friday deployments: the corporate version of skydiving without a parachute. Here’s what happens when confidence, caffeine, and catastrophe collide at the end of the week.

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Are You Being Managed Out at Work? 10 Signs, Real UK Cases & How to Fight Back officebantomime.com/are-you-…

Are You Being Managed Out at Work? 10 Signs, Real UK Cases & How to Fight Back

Feeling side-lined or ignored at work? Learn how to spot the signs of being managed out, understand your UK rights, and use this step-by-step guide to protect your job—or exit on your terms.

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Creepy Compliment Craig: The HR Nightmare of Every Office officebantomime.com/creepy-c…

Creepy Compliment Craig: The HR Nightmare of Every Office

Creepy Compliment Craig is the office’s HR nightmare — dodgy chat-up lines, awkward stares, and zero productivity. A satirical archetype that’s as funny as it is uncomfortably real.

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Hot Mess Maria: The Mascara-Streaked Emotional Breakdown in Every Office officebantomime.com/hot-mess…

Hot Mess Maria: The Mascara-Streaked Emotional Breakdown in Every Office

Meet Hot Mess Maria, the mascara-streaked emotional rollercoaster of the office. From tissue boxes to ex-boyfriends on speed dial, she brings tears, drama, and endless gossip.

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Deadline Assassin Andy: The Smug Office Bottleneck Who Never Signs Anything Off officebantomime.com/deadline…

Deadline Assassin Andy: The Smug Office Bottleneck Who Never Signs Anything Off

Deadline Assassin Andy hasn’t signed off since his rail refund. Smug, slope-shouldered, and allergic to approvals, he’s the office bottleneck who kills projects without lifting a pen.

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Lunch Thief Linda: The Office Tupperware Bandit officebantomime.com/lunch-th…

Lunch Thief Linda: The Office Tupperware Bandit

Lunch Thief Linda is the office’s silent predator of Tupperware. She’ll process your expenses with a smile but steal your lunch with even bigger joy. Guard your sandwiches — Linda strikes fast.

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Training Day Terry: The Office Worker Who’s Always on a Course (But Never at His Desk) officebantomime.com/training…

Training Day Terry: The Office Worker Who’s Always on a Course (But Never at His Desk)

Meet Training Day Terry — the man who has completed more courses than Netflix has documentaries. Always “out of office,” never working, but somehow winning Employee of the Month.

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Deadline Disaster Diego: The Smiling Project Manager Who Never Delivers officebantomime.com/deadline…

Deadline Disaster Diego: The Smiling Project Manager Who Never Delivers

Deadline Disaster Diego is the smiling saboteur of every corporate project. He promises results, misses deadlines, and invents excuses faster than he delivers work.

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