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Joined June 2019
Nigerian Politician Profile: Bank — Switzerland Hospital — London Holidays — UAE or USA Kids — UK, USA, Canada Pilgrimage — Saudi Shopping — Paris, Milan Houses — Abuja, Dubai, London Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad Constituency — Seen only during elections Promises — “We are working on it” Scandals — “Politically motivated Side hustle — Government contracts Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes) Security — More guards than a bank vault Country — Managed remotely. But when it’s time to campaign: “My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂 If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual.
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I’ve started shipping cars from Canada to Nigeria. The bill is crazy but we will make it. Amen. Come and get your non-accidented cars at the cheapest rate. I will do a car line-up soon. Thanks and please retweet.
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The most influential teacher in my life never stood in front of a classroom. She taught from our living room. At 5 years old, my mother said to me, "Wale, we can't afford this school." "If you want to stay, you must come top of your class, earn a scholarship.. and keep it." Then she made me one promise: "I will study with you." She never went beyond high school. Yet every evening, she sat beside me, learning so she could teach me. She used my books to homeschool my siblings too. Soon, other parents started sending their children. And our living room became an after school classroom. Children came from different streets to learn from Iya Wale. More than 30 years later, I found one of the books she stitched together with needle and thread so we could keep learning. Three of those children went on to graduate with First Class degrees. Today, on World Teachers' Day, I am celebrating my mother. And every teacher who shows up, even when nobody is watching. If a teacher has ever changed your life, tag them below. They deserve to know their impact is still being felt today.
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We are tired 🥴🥴 Account @dabzglobal_deal suspended. Appeal done. Does anyone know why this happened? We might have to result to whatsapp channel😮‍💨😮‍💨 We tried 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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I have been looking for Mr. Francis Ushie. Last time I saw him was in Ogudu. He came to my dingy guest house to see me. One of the kindest people I know. He would give you his last penny. And everything he said here is true. I think he went mental after returning from Canada, because of this incident. If you have his contact, please, share with me.
“I Resigned As a Banker When The Permanent Residency Came. My Wife And Children Left Before Me For Canada. I Had To Stay Back In Nigeria Because The Bank Needed To Audit My Position, So I Couldn’t Travel With Them Immediately. Unfortunately, When My Wife Got To Canada, She Blocked Me And Didn’t Give Me The Address Where She Was Staying With My Children. I’m Heartbroken.” ~ Man Narrates
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3192701047 First bank Akinnola kehinde Favour
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If you know this young man, ask him to come online. My friend @OurFavOnlineDoc wants to give him 150K, I have 50K, 5 other men have reached out via DMs. That's 450K already. We might increase target to 2M. We're raising it for a man, today.
I hope you find a befitting opportunity but I'll pay 50K for your next photography gig. Find someone and shoot for free. Is it possible for 19 more people to join me in doing the same? We raise 1M for him - and he spends the rest of the month shooting people for free. 🙏
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What happens on X doesn’t often end on X o; you report him to Home Office, he gets deported and takes it up with you differently. Hmm
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Nigerians forget who they are simply because they are documented to stay in another country. You’ll always be Nigerian no matter what. Even Kemi Badenoch still is, never forget that.
I think you’d like to check your mail , there’s a very much undocumented Nigerian working in a construction site illegally 🤍
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This girl needs to jailed or see the walls of a court room, the most stupid animal on this app.
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Imagine that friend reading their story on a neighbors page.
Why do X people always have a story about another person? My friend does this; my neighbor does that; my colleagues do this. Don't you have your own life story to share??
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No be say you no smart, na location dey slow your progress. Too many people dey chase little opportunities. No let them use motivation give you anxiety. Keep working on yourself Keep putting yourself out there Keep knocking on those doors Dont hide o Be shameless One day someone will see your value and let you in. It would now be your responsibility to open for others too.
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Hello @ukhomeoffice @UKVIgovuk @ShabanaMahmood Recently, your department has been refusing our parents permission to enter the uk for a visitation. You deny them their right to see their children who just gave birth, the right to give them the support that they needed and also bond with the newborn and the family at large. When we apply, you give our parents the most bizarre excuse for not granting them visa. You make it look like it’s normal to spend £100 + to keep reapplying until you finally block them from reapplying. This is not fair. When you wanted to deny my MIL, you said there was no tie to her going back to Nigeria. You wouldn’t state what document you needed. You would just ask us to provide a document and you will reject it with “we are not convinced enough” When you wanted to deny a friend of mine, you said he is not related to his mother. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 What exactly do I need to show that I’m related to my mother? DNA? Hello @UKParliament @HumanRightsCtte this is the time to review that 2weeks paternity leave. If you cannot give our parents visas to stay at least 2-3 months with us after the birth of a newborn, can you at least grant us the husband 3-6months paternity leave. You have subjected our wives to postpartum depression due to lack of help. You have subjected our family to undue stress. You take as much money as you can under the guise of reapplying for visiting visa for our parents. We are not allowed to take any government benefits and we are not bothered. But subjecting us to poverty, lack of motherly support, stress and anxiety doesn’t speak well of a country that prioritise DEI and mental health support. Something urgently needs to be done. Thank you.
Paternity leave needs to be reviewed and approved for 6 months in the UK. A lot of new mothers are struggling alone with new borns while their husbands need to rush back to work. And there is no support system except Africans who might invite parents to assist with caring for the new borns. This is why some people have stayed off having kids in the country .
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“Inflation is a worldwide thing” My brother same as development oooooooo!!!! Development is also a worldwide thing please let’s adopt that too.
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Make una help me eeeh!! 😭😭😭😭😭 How can I stop seeing messages from loan apps? I didn't even attempt to take a loan from Opay, not to mention these unknown loan sharks. Is there a way to stop messaging and the endless phone calls coming from them??? How did they even get people's number for this continuous disturbance??😩😩 Just how???
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ngl.link/blackpea2214813 17 and older women in one sentence. Is this one done with WAEC and JAMB??
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Update: I got back home to find chubby babe back in the house! Apparently, a neighbor told the wife what happened when she wasn’t around. She confronted the husband and instead of addressing the issue; he started making trouble with other neighbors calling them names.
This man 🙆🏽‍♀️. Wife and kids (3) went on holidays, next day I see this chubby babe and I’m wondering, I’ve been seeing her for 2 weeks now all loved up with this man. Wife and kids are back and chubby babe had disappeared. End of story.
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The wife packed her load and her kids, moved out. Husband called side chic back home. I missed the action.
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They thought they were using beef to sell albums…50Cent played the long game.
BREAKING‼️I will never forgive 50 Cent. That man has trolled me for almost 30yrs now. It has affected my life, my business and my music negatively. The beef with 50 Cent caused me my career. I will never forgive him. @50cent —— Ja Rule
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Only OGs can relate.
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