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me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon
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me looking at the entire menu as if I'm not going to order the same thing I always order
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at this point, even the haters are listening to his stuff
Drake is currently on pace for the biggest streaming year in hip-hop history 📈 His odds of ending the year as Spotify US’s top artist have reached an all-time high on Kalshi.
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vampire and werewolf movies from the 2000s delivered so much aesthetic
Underworld (2003)
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Underworld (2003)
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one of my favourite horror movies
What’s a perfect movie ending you didn’t see coming?
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Finally perfected the recipe, can’t wait to open up my own bakery business
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Tobey Maguire (50) is currently dating mishka Silva (20)
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Nelli really put on mime makeup for Duel blackjack just to let a stacked brunette run the show 💀
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Never getting tired of this masterpiece.
What's that one film that you can re-watch a thousand times and not get bored?
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INSANE 18,000x HIT! Hunterowner scores a huge $3.6K payout playing Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on Rainbet! 🚀🤑
🤝 Paid partnership
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Lindsay Lohan really went back in time and grabbed her old face.
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standing on a green plastic chair knocking out grown men is crazy 😭
grandpa got put to sleep real quick
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that coke was beating her ass 😭
Looks like Rachel Zegler had one line too many before the Met Gala.
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How degen are you on-chain? Pull your @Housebets card, find out — and there's something in it for you. @HousebetsWhale drop my card. Use my code: ylevi0 🃏
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that fart told me everything i needed to know, bro gon di
Man gets strung by stingray.
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I’m not complaining but what was the strategic advantage of taking off her clothes lol
Deep Blue Sea (1999).
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You gon have to beat a dragon in a dance battle to save the world by 4pm
Just moved into my new home 🙏
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CBS partnering with Kalshi brings crowd wisdom to the forefront. Even non-traders win by using real-time market data to better understand election dynamics because real-time probability beats narrative noise. Prediction markets are officially mainstream.
We’re partnering with CBS News to bring prediction market data to their midterm elections coverage.
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