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N 🩷

@Nzbee_

nah i’d win

 London, England
Joined June 2021
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I’m literally spongeybobz
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Convinced they’re gonna try and send me to Scotland and then the Channel Islands next
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N 🩷 (@Nzbee_) profile pictureN 🩷@Nzbee_Nov 2
So far this job has forced me to Birmingham 2 months ago, Manchester a few weeks ago, Newcastle last week, back to Manny this week, then back to Newcastle in a month and then to York in Jan πŸ˜ƒ mind you I am a London based employee xx wtf πŸ’—
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hana .ᐟ@mwurijibhnaNov 2
life update
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working a corporate job is so funny because one day i'm actually killing it and the next i'm wondering how i even got hired
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So far this job has forced me to Birmingham 2 months ago, Manchester a few weeks ago, Newcastle last week, back to Manny this week, then back to Newcastle in a month and then to York in Jan πŸ˜ƒ mind you I am a London based employee xx wtf πŸ’—
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isn't it funny how we all wanted big careers with fancy titles and now we just want a regulated nervous system with the time to do what we want
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the fake urgency in corporate jobs kills me. we’re not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. you don’t need to circle back for a response an hour later. NOBODY IS DYING
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Tanishka@Tanishka_sinOct 26
WFH is fun until you wake up from an accidental nap to 4+ msgs and 3 missed calls from office
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Joshwelt@weltszznnOct 25
I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don't want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.
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noul@nnoularOct 24
i love finding new music
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izhaan@IzhaasaysOct 24
i hope i don’t feel like this forever
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A kids television show had no business having a song this good
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ny@envyn__Oct 24
i really don’t understand this stage of my life rn
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@_ezeo_Oct 21
the dopamine rush after passing your driving test is insane, gotta be a universal experience, i still remember that day like it was yesterday.
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@OmgemeralddddOct 19
There are people out there who don’t even know what Teams is. They’ve never used Outlook and have never had to log in 47 times a day through Microsoft Authenticator. They’re living the best life imaginable
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!@ribscoreOct 18
not feeling connected with literally anything
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3rd dumb car problem within 3 months πŸ’“πŸ’“πŸ’“ ive had more than enough 🫠
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is there a way to skip this phase where i feel drained and unmotivated
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xan@lilxan1kOct 17
sometimes you just gotta put music on and stare at the ceiling
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@OmgemeralddddOct 18
Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).
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🦒@anonymementKOct 15
De toute façon , Allah est le meilleur des Planificateur .
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