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Joined July 2018
Son of a Samsquatch retweeted
A giant inflatable pumpkin went on the run in Cary, North Carolina, near Raleigh, after strong winds from Isaias sent it rolling away.
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Live footage of me siding with Kelly Clarkson
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Son of a Samsquatch retweeted
Replying to @kellyclarkson
since u been gone the $15,000 price tag has also mysteriously disappeared
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GET EM KELANDRIA
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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Same energy😭
Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap
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the chinese are having great sex
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The Lyft driver didn’t want to help me with my 3 bags AND didn’t have the AC on… it’s like 80 degrees. So i farted. He turned the AC on immediately
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Son of a Samsquatch retweeted
Man, Mike’s energy with the ladies is funny af too!! This man is unhinged. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Son of a Samsquatch retweeted
Whenever I say “Kandi” it’s with this sentiment
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As an engineer for the DoD, it’s crazy this is something I’d say to my boss 😂 and he’d expect none the less
Replying to @smoke_nd_pearlz
we needed 40 quad trucks. This one company always sneaks a few trailers in the mix even though we explicitly say no trailers. The project manager was complaining ab the company doing that & I wanted to say “yeah they’ll put a trailer in your ass if you not watching” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @smoke_nd_pearlz
we needed 40 quad trucks. This one company always sneaks a few trailers in the mix even though we explicitly say no trailers. The project manager was complaining ab the company doing that & I wanted to say “yeah they’ll put a trailer in your ass if you not watching” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @therihprint
rihanna was on there ON SET promoting her makeup with guest makeup influencers... you’re on live at home begging for galaxy’s..
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If I send you this, just know I’m finna tear yo ass up AND not get in trouble for it:
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A TikTok user posted two photos of a box of ballots dumped in the street. She didn’t disclose the State in her post,but she did contact the Postmaster inspectors. This is why my parent’s postman said to be careful with your ballots this election.
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A lot of people are gonna “vibes” and “intuition” themselves out of relationships bc theyre actually projecting so much onto other people.
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I wouldn’t reply back 😂
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I knew I was cute when people kept complimenting my face with my slick bun 😂 cause my head long asf
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Last year at 31 lmao not even 30. I’m just now accepting I may become a mother/wife in the next 2 years
When age did you guys start feeling grown without kids?
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