I keep unfolding, so I can't be described in 300 characters, I give you what you gave me, and I try to stand right even when I stand alone. #KitchenLover
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So few days ago, I told hubby I will be starting a special service rendering business, here is what it entails:
It's a "Hair Removing parlour" (like a massage parlour, but we are not rendering massage, at least not for now) , it's basically to help you remove unwanted hair from any part of your body, most especially/focusing more on your private areas, like awon irun arin furo, epon, gbogbo irun palapala idi, because some of you oooz from underneath, imagine a grown adult has never shaved underneath before🤦🏼♀️.
You do not have to worry again,we gat you.
Walahi we will be very professional, and confidential.
"Hair Removing parlour" opening soon.
Wow!! Even when ordinary CPR would have helped? So they should leave him to die, just because of the honour of being in the mosque?
Ahaa!!
Ignoring act of humanity because of religion 🤦.
#Humanity is the only acceptable religion.
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If you go to any “church” and you hear things like this video, pls run for your life.
This is NOT a pastor.
This is NOT Christianity,
NO Christian has the powers to remotely control anybody. Only witches and sorcerers do. Pls read this again.
Alfa Useni of the Orange Army Zombie Cult is a sorcerer practising witchcraft.
So, because you have had the same experience, and oblige automatically means it is OKAY? @PerplexedNGN come and see what I mean each time I say "same country vs insane country".
As someone who travels a lot, this is not a new thing. The driver is justified. I have boarded vehicles where we had to do this, pay extra fee for fuel because we understood what it meant to be in traffic for hours, and you don’t expect the driver to do so from his pocket.
There are times as a passenger we pay off the remaining seat so we could move as quickly as possible.
Sometimes, wisdom is profitable
