Classicist, raconteur, essayist, undisputed champion. Timeo caballos et agmen velantes. β™ˆ Newsletter: https://nitter.cf/t.co/t8baFzfePl

Joined July 2015
This week, I read the minor poetry of some of the major English translators of the Homeric poems in order to see whether they share any commonalities (and also score some free engagement while the Nolan Odyssey movie is releasing). Link in bio.
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I was at a screening of Wall-E and the movie cut out right when there was a scene of Wall-E getting electrocuted and we must have all sat there for like 5-10 minutes before the house lights came on thinking it was part of the movie
Does anyone have any more examples
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Percentage of defensive plays with a blitz Vikings 73.0% Commanders 54.2% Lions 43.9% Ravens 42.7% Bucs 42.4% Jets 42.4%
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Are any of the Hellraiser sequels good
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Always nice when a Rural Juror occurs in real life
Comerica Park will be known as Fifth Third Park after this season
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Got free lion’s mane mushrooms so I made β€œcrab” cakes :)
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Maryland would be irredeemable as a state if not for Old Bay and Stav
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Hot Girl Summer is over… the Fall of NΓΊmenor has begun
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Your father-in-law is a foreign-born convict who was caught trying to interfere with an American election.
My wife is an American, born in America to American citizens. She deeply loves our nation and its culture. You, on the other hand, were born to foreign invaders and want to turn America into the third world culture you were raised in, while advocating for communism at your $3 million mansion in between electrocuting your dog.
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Is that the same Jake Paul who will be at the Riyadh Season Stadium in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia on Saturday, November 7th 2026? Wow, interesting decision to pose with the Secretary of Defense before traveling to a country that’s getting sucked into a war we started.
Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.
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I wish I never saw this post because I've been singing this to myself during work ever since.
Fun fact: in 2002, Pizza Hut hired Ween to make a jingle about their new stuffed crust. It was rejected after six attempts
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I'm probably going to get fired for saying "Bitch where'd the motherfuckin' cheese go at?" in front of the wrong person
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Gas prices are getting crazy here
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yesterday’s Jeopardy referenced this post lol
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*throws someone under the bus* *ignites massive public backlash against himself as a result* β€œI’ve been thrown under the bus!”
Ed Sheeran 'furious and upset' about Macklemore fallout and feels 'thrown under the bus' trib.al/gHmJaBn
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Kash’s 2nd choice from the β€˜04 Lakers
Shaq has been named an honorary FBI Special Agent by director Kash Patel, and of course, he mentioned Charles Barkley in his speech. β€œIf you see Charles Barkley, arrest him.” 😭
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What can President Trump do right now that would impress you the most?
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Skyrim with 500 mods
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Finally settled on Perfume by Patrick SΓΌskind
It's Friday! What are you reading this weekend?
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Incredible bag-fumbling operation after the primary. Letting Haley Stevens get photographed in the same room as him was already bad enough, this leech is just going to make things much worse. She lost the state by 80k votes!
πŸ”΅ News - Kamala Harris will campaign in Michigan with Abdul El-Sayed next week
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