Saving lives one sarcastic remark at a time.

Joined December 2011
Deck the halls with iso-la-tion. Fa la la la la la la la. #nurseproblems #CovidChristmas
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Things that make me feel worse than a COVID vaccine: Burpees #nurseproblems #CovidVaccine
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Things that make me feel worse than the COVID vaccine: Accidentally stepping on my dog’s paw and not being able to make sure they know I’m sorry. #nurseproblems #CovidVaccine #COVIDvaccinated
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Things that make me feel worse than the COVID vaccine: A hangnail #nurseproblems #COVIDvaccinated
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If I can stand in a hot isolation room in a gown, gloves, and mask for an hour while cleaning poop and bed linens, you can wear a mask to pick up milk Karen. #nurseproblems
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Can we just get regular sick or is everything COVID? #nurseproblems
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Nurses absolutely can talk about sunburn but also I don’t want to. #nurseproblems #drpimplepopper
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Coming into work realizing the visitors are allowed back like #nurseproblems
Where’s the button for PPE and COVID test at during ACLS renewal?! #nurseproblems
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Hospital organization: Happy Nurses Week we appreciate you! (Cancels everything) #nurseproblems
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Any other year: what’s nurses week? 2020: here’s free food, discounts, applause, first born children, we love you. #NursesWeek #nurseproblems #NationalNursesDay
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When you have to rewear the same mask for 12 hours but you get 50% off oversized bean bags so it’s fine. #nurseproblems
Trigger words: Surge. Guiding principles. Redeployment. Social distancing. #nurseproblems #COVID19
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Roses are red Violets are blue COVID ruins everything And the Joint Commission too #nurseproblems
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When your nose starts to run under your mask. #nurseproblems #NursesCOVID19
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