WIFE: “I WANT A DIVORCE.” HER HUSBAND LAUGHED… UNTIL SHE SHOWED HIM ONE MESSAGE. Husband: “What did you just say?” Wife: “I want a divorce.” Husband: “Stop joking. What’s wrong with you?” Wife: “I'm not joking.” Husband: “After eight years of marriage? After everything I've done for you? You want to throw everything away?” Wife: “I gave you eight years. I gave you my trust. I gave you everything I had.” Husband: “So what exactly is the problem?” Wife: “You tell me.” Husband: “I don't understand.” Wife: “Of course you don't. You never thought I would find out.” Husband: “Find out what?” Wife: “The ₦12 million you withdrew from our joint savings account.” Husband: “That money? I invested it.” Wife: “Where?” Husband: “It's a business matter. I was going to tell you.” Wife: “You said the same thing when you borrowed ₦3 million from my brother.” Husband: “That was different.” Wife: “And when you sold the land my father gave us?” Husband: “I was trying to secure our future!” Wife: “Our future? You sold our land, emptied our savings, and lied to my face.” Husband: “I can explain everything.” Wife: “Then explain why another woman sent you this message.” She handed him her phone. The message read: “Baby, when are you telling your wife that the money is gone? You promised we would leave the country together next month.” His face changed. Husband: “Where did you get this?” Wife: “That's what you want to ask me?” Husband: “You went through my phone?” Wife: “You stole our savings, but you're angry that I discovered the truth?” Husband: “Listen to me. It's not what you think.” Wife: “Then tell me what I should think.” Husband: “I made a mistake.” Wife: “A mistake is forgetting an anniversary. You planned a whole new life behind my back.” Husband: “Please. We have children.” Wife: “Exactly. We have children. And you risked their future for another woman.” She placed a brown envelope on the table. Wife: “Open it.” Inside were bank statements, property documents, and a letter from her lawyer. Husband: “You've already spoken to a lawyer?” Wife: “Three weeks ago.” Husband: “You've been planning this?” Wife: “No. I've been finding out the truth.” He looked at her, terrified. Then his phone rang. The caller ID showed an unknown number. He answered. Caller: “Sir, we're calling about the missing funds. We need you and your wife to cooperate with an investigation.” His wife froze. Wife: “What missing funds?” The caller continued. “Madam, before you confront your husband, there's something you need to know. The person who received the largest transfer wasn't the woman you found in his messages.” She turned slowly toward her husband. Wife: “Then who was it?” He whispered: Husband: “Please, don't let them tell you.”