𝐇𝐞/𝐇𝐢𝐦, 21 years young. Father. Husband. 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧t Company dont dm for business inquiries.𝐇𝐞/𝐇𝐢𝐦,

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Joined July 2023
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jerk your penis, the value of which fluctuates based on market conditions
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𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
grandmother just sent me this with no context
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𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good
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I’m imagining it and he’d probably be screaming loud as fuck 😭😭Or maybe he’d be feeling nothing at all
Sometimes i want to tear the top part of Thomas’s head off just to see what would happen
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Sometimes i want to tear the top part of Thomas’s head off just to see what would happen
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Replying to @NumberOneChair
you are active today did you sense pride month coming up
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Wait next month. NO im NOT GAY
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𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
the beef jerky from dollar tree is people
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𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐲𝐠𝐞𝐫 retweeted
My ceiling fan just fell on my head and then someone shot me in the stomach and then a bear mauled me to death
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My personal bathroom is none of your business
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It’s literally not even that fucking hard to Guess
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Opinions not my own Everything I say and do on this account directly reflect the values and belief of my important company Cogs Incorporated
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I reply to Redd Heir Wings emails to me with this picture attached and it works everytime
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