Oh the things we have seen. Obviously parody.
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I went in a toilet cubicle labelled for men today. The men's and women's cubicle share a basin area.
The world did not explode!
Oh the horror.
I'm in Spain.
The toilets by the pool have two cubicles, one labelled for men, the other for women.
They are right next to each other and share basins.
Where are women supposed to have *checks GC notes * miscarriages and wash menstrual cups!!!
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I, Kevin Rowland (the son of Irish immigrants) and the main songwriter of ‘Come On Eileen,’ am disgusted to learn that Nigel Farage has used our song to make his entrance for his party conference. Myself, and all of Dexys are passionately against Farage’s politics.
@ByDonkeys .
Someone in a village FB group has posted asking if there are any Airbnbs in that village or nearby.
If only there was some sort of app which listed properties and let you search by location.
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Dear God,
I was very clear on this; the 80-year-old in the corset and make-up.
That's two days in a row you got it wrong.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
#RIPTimCurry
I don't know where James did his training but if he paid for it, he should get a refund.
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Monty Python and Fawlty Towers really is a ring of steel for John Cleese these days isn't it? He's literally a disgusting, hate-spreading bigot but he can still go on The One Show to plug a tour.
I see Janet has a) found a new group to pick on, and b) no idea how to check what a word means -niblings- which is strange for journalist!
Also, her final question - OMG.
I realise this is a very middle class injury, but treading on a bit of raw asparagus in bare feet is very painful when it's a woody stalk and your instep which makes contact.
Dear Clacton,
Hope you took a photo of Farage when he was campaigning because I bet you won't be seeing him for a while now he's conned you again.
Toilet news. I am now a global reporter on this as in Spain.
Cubicles labeled wirh symbols for men, women and disabled people. The GCs would approve.
But all the cubicles share basins. The GCs would clutch their pearls.
Bizarrely enough, no one using them seemed bothered!
Has anyone done the maths to calculate how many times never there Nigel has been to Clacton to campaign compared with the number of times he visited when he was an MP?
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton