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Nuke Veteran environmental test engineer and successfully built an amateur EMI/EMC program . I lift heavy things and run. New Father. Aspiring voice actor
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Blue seas, clear skies, and boundless possibilities. I dare say my destination will soon be in sight.
CrimsonLight73 retweeted
Any fellow Marines remember the "dont rape locals" class in boot?
I will never understand why the military doesnt hang the rapist as a gesture of good will to the local population?
You raped a 12 year old Japanese girl?
You will be swinging from the neck for all the Japanese to see.
We are aware that a US service member is in custody following the death of a Japanese national in Okinawa. We extend our sincere condolences to the victim’s family. As an investigation is underway to determine the facts of the case, the United States is communicating and cooperating with the Government of Japan and local authorities. @IIIMEF
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Gents, please tell me how you would interpret a gal telling you “yes, but not with you :)” when you ask her if she has plans.
Ladies, if you’re this kind of woman, tell me how a man should interpret that statement
Replying to @wydbear
Everyone is misunderstanding this
"Yes but not with you :)" isn't an insult, it's her ASKING him to make plans
She's saying "I don't have plans with you yet but I want to"
She's GIVING HERSELF to him
& he fumbled it
This is why women complain that men are clueless. They are
“Disability” is poor way to put it.
For a lot of service members, their jobs leave them with an actively lower quality of life than when they went in. Since we can’t sue the government like a civilian can, think of it like workman’s comp.
Replying to @MattPirkowski
Wait you're telling me the guy golfing multiple times per week and posting workout videos to Instagram isn't actually disabled?!?
CrimsonLight73 retweeted
THE CARTELS TOUCHED THE BOATS!!!
#BREAKING: 500 U.S. troops deploy to the Rio Grande after cartel shot at a Coast Guard boat.
CrimsonLight73 retweeted
How I—a grown ass man—have been reacting to all the Malfoid content for the past 5 days now:
This is… art. Pure art
"A love potion." Snape repeated flatly.
"I didn't say the word love," replied back Draconia, "But yes, something of that nature."
Snape sighed, but continued writing, not bothering to look up at her.
"What symptoms are you experiencing?"
"A quickening heart rate. Shakiness around the... suspect. Unusual emotional responses in the presence of the suspect. Intrusive thoughts of the suspect. Romantic ideation." Draconia's face blushed as she said the words aloud.
"And who might the 'suspect' be?"
"I don't see how that's relevan-"
"Miss Malfoid, this is a very serious accusation. It is my responsibility as a professor to inquire fully. Who is it?" Snape finally set his papers aside, looking up at her from his desk.
Draconia twiddled her wand in her fingertips, refusing to even look in his direction.
"...Potter.", she said, pushing a lock of silver hair behind her ear.
"Potter." Snape repeated.
"T-that's what I said, isn't it?"
"Potter can hardly brew a sleeping draught much less a-"
"Then Granger brewed it! Or he stole it! I don't know! Can you just test me? Or something?"
Snape stood up, seemingly annoyed by the whole ordeal. He turned, reaching into his cabinet of restricted potions, rustling through them, looking for something.
"And why, pray tell, would Potter do this to you?"
Her heart skipped a beat. She hadn't considered that. Why would he? Unless he... She shook her head, as if the thought could be shaken out of her.
"To humiliate me, obviously. I bet he's having a grand laugh right now at my expense. Stupid Potter." She clenched her fists, indignant.
Snape turned and produced a small potion of silver liquid.
"Drink this. It will cure you of whatever may, or may not be ailing you."
She swiped it from him and held it up to her lips, but paused. Why did she pause? Drinking this would cure her of the love potion, it would make these inconvenient feelings go away. So then why isn't she drinking it? She clenched her fists, and chugged the potion before she could second guess herself again. She stood there, eyes closed and cheeks pink, waiting for something to change.
"How long until it starts to wor-"
"Instantly."
She stood there for several more seconds, holding her breath, until Harry appeared in her mind again, and her pulse quickened.
Her eye twitched, "Well clearly this has been a huge waste of time."
"Obviously." Snape said flatly, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.
CrimsonLight73 retweeted
The wife caught me smiling at a malfoid post this morning and said "Oh, so NOW you like Harry Potter fanfiction" and the muzzle of my Glock has never looked so tasty
CrimsonLight73 retweeted
Female Draco/Malfoid is so genius that it’s possibly the biggest missed opportunity in the whole series. And what makes it crazy is that you barely have to change the story.
Most of the major scenes could happen almost exactly as written. You’d just add an entirely different layer underneath them. Harry and Malfoy still hate each other. They’re still rivals. She’s still an arrogant, spoiled pure-blood supremacist from a family that represents almost everything Harry despises. But somewhere underneath all of that, there’s an attraction neither one of them particularly wants.
Go all the way back to Madam Malkin’s. Their first meeting suddenly matters more. They meet before either knows who the other is, and there could be just the slightest flicker of interest before Harry realizes what kind of person she is. Then they get to Hogwarts, identities fall into place, and whatever possibility existed immediately turns into hostility.
From there, you almost don’t need to manufacture anything. The existing story keeps putting these two people in each other’s orbit.
The Quidditch rivalry becomes charged. The constant insults become a little too personal. Malfoy seems unusually interested in whatever Potter is doing. Harry insists he can’t stand her while nevertheless noticing her every time she walks into a room.
And then you get to Goblet of Fire, where some of the fanfiction versions of this idea have stumbled onto something that actually works remarkably well: Harry somehow gets stuck taking Malfoy to the Yule Ball.
The reason can be almost comically contrived. A magical obligation, a lost bet, McGonagall forcing some inter-house arrangement, whatever. That's hardly outside the operating logic of Harry Potter. The series routinely uses magical rules, school traditions and bizarre circumstances to force characters into situations they would never voluntarily choose.
The important part isn't how you get them there. It's what happens once they're there.
Because now Harry has to spend an entire evening with Malfoy when neither of them can retreat into their normal roles.
For the first time, Harry sees her dressed for a formal occasion instead of wearing Slytherin robes and a sneer. There's that horrible teenage moment of realizing, Oh no. Malfoy is actually beautiful.
And she gets the corresponding realization about him.
They're still antagonistic. They probably spend half the night insulting each other. But eventually they actually talk. Maybe they even have fun for ten minutes before remembering they're supposed to hate each other.
Then Malfoy goes home for Christmas.
And Lucius finds out that his daughter went to the Yule Ball with Harry Potter.
That's where this version could suddenly become much more serious.
Lucius beats her for it.
You wouldn't need to make it melodramatic or turn Draca into a helpless victim. In fact, it works better if Harry doesn't even know immediately. She comes back to Hogwarts acting exactly like Malfoy always acts; arrogant, hostile, determined that nobody see anything underneath.
But Harry notices something is wrong.
Eventually he discovers what happened.
And that would fundamentally alter the way he sees her.
Because Harry understands this.
Maybe better than almost anyone at Hogwarts.
Harry knows what it's like to be a child living in a house where an adult can hurt you and everyone outside that house has no idea. He knows what it's like to dread going home. He knows what it's like to cover up what's happening and then show up at school pretending everything is normal.
And suddenly Harry has to reconcile two apparently contradictory facts:
Malfoy is awful to him.
And Malfoy's father is awful to her.
One doesn't erase the other.
That's much more interesting than simply revealing that she was secretly nice all along. She can still be prejudiced. She can still call Hermione a Mudblood. She can still bully people. Harry can still genuinely dislike enormous parts of who she is.
But now he can't flatten her into Malfoy = bad anymore.
And crucially, she knows that he knows.
Imagine how humiliating that would be for her. Of all people, Potter knows.
So maybe she becomes even nastier toward him afterward.
And Harry can't understand why.
Hermione probably can.
That gives you an emotional thread that can sit quietly underneath the next several books without taking over the story.
Then Half-Blood Prince is where the idea becomes almost absurdly perfect, because the story Rowling already wrote starts behaving like a dark romance without actually being one.
Harry becomes obsessed with Malfoy.
Where is she? What is she doing? Why is she disappearing? What is she hiding?
Everyone else thinks Harry is being ridiculous. Ron could basically spend half the movie going, “Mate, you realize you talk about Malfoy constantly?”
And Harry's answer is completely sincere:
“Because she's a Death Eater!”
Which, of course, she actually is.
That's what makes it work. You don't have to turn her into a misunderstood sweetheart. In fact, doing that would ruin it. She's genuinely involved with something horrifying. Harry's attraction doesn't make his suspicions wrong; it makes the situation worse.
And now the earlier Lucius storyline pays off.
Harry knows what her father is capable of.
So when he realizes Voldemort has given Malfoy an impossible assignment, Harry can understand something the others might miss: this isn't necessarily an honor. It may be another form of punishment directed at the Malfoy family.
Then you get the bathroom scene.
Instead of simply being a brutal confrontation between two enemies, Harry finds the girl he's spent years fighting (and whom he now suspects of being a Death Eater) crying alone in a bathroom.
For once, there's nobody else around.
No Crabbe and Goyle. No Ron and Hermione. No audience.
Just Harry and Malfoy.
And everything explodes.
Harry nearly kills her.
Now imagine him standing there afterward, looking down at her bleeding on the floor.
Because he's seen Malfoy hurt before.
Her father did it.
And now Harry has too.
That realization would absolutely devastate him.
Then the Astronomy Tower takes it further. Harry watches her stand over Dumbledore and realizes she can't do it.
Not because she's secretly been good all along.
Because she's sixteen, terrified, trapped by her family and Voldemort, and discovering that becoming the person she was raised to be is much easier in theory than in reality.
And then you arrive at Malfoy Manor.
That scene barely needs to change at all.
She's asked whether the disfigured prisoner is Harry Potter.
She knows.
Harry knows she knows.
And she says she isn't sure.
That's the moment.
No kiss. No confession. No sudden declaration that she's joining the good guys.
Years earlier, Harry learned what happened to her when Lucius discovered she'd gone to a school dance with Harry Potter.
Now she's standing in Lucius Malfoy's house, surrounded by Death Eaters, with Voldemort potentially one summons away.
All she has to do is say:
“That's Harry Potter.”
And she can't do it.
Harry realizes that Malfoy may have just saved his life.
That also gives Harry saving her during the Battle of Hogwarts much more weight. Neither of them has formally switched sides for the other. They just keep reaching moments where the other person's life is actually in their hands and they can't let them die.
The crucial thing is that I wouldn't actually have them become a couple during the main story. That would make it too neat. Let the war finish first. Let Malfoy remain complicated: proud, damaged, occasionally awful, deeply attached to her family, and forced to reckon with what that family taught her.
Then, after Voldemort is gone, you finally allow all those years of hatred, fascination, attraction, guilt and reluctant respect to become something else.
And suddenly Harry's romantic story isn't something that appears relatively late in the series. It's been quietly developing since the first book.
It even reinforces one of the central ideas of Harry Potter: the family you're born into doesn't have to determine the person you become.
Harry isn't defined by the Dursleys. Sirius isn't defined by the Blacks. And Malfoy doesn't necessarily have to become what Lucius intended his daughter to become.
That's why I think the idea is so compelling. It's not just “Draco would be hotter as a girl” or an enemies-to-lovers gimmick. Changing one variable creates a seven-book romantic arc almost entirely out of material that's already there.
And then, after everything Harry Potter has been through, you get the most ridiculous possible final punchline:
Harry Potter marries a Malfoy.
Which means Lucius Malfoy has to spend the rest of his natural life knowing that the daughter he once beat for going to a school dance with Harry Potter eventually married Harry Potter.
And Harry Potter is now the father of his grandchildren.
Christmas at Malfoy Manor would be spectacular.
CrimsonLight73 retweeted
I thank the universe every day that I grew up as a teen before social media took over and every stupid dumb thing I said wasn't held against me forever. It's a fucking black mirror episode living in 2026.
It’s possible to become so “anti-woke” you see things that have always been present in the games since the mid-00’s.
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Are yall so high off your hate boners for Wolverine that anytime a game offers help it’s now “playing itself?” I get Wolverine sucked but come on.
Competent AI teammates saving your ass is not the same as the game solving the puzzle for you, auto completing QTE’s, or making a path finder in a linear game
CrimsonLight73 retweeted
> JK Rowling makes Dumbledore gay
> People roll their eyes
> JK Rowling says Hermione can be black
> People roll their eyes
> The internet makes Draco Malfoy into a girl
> Non stop fan art and love for enemies to lovers sub plots
The internet is fun.
Before the Ocarina of Time remake comes out. Absolute classic
youtu.be/pDH3g6rRjM8?is=wCUT…
Multiple fighting game and card game tournaments needed to institute literal bathing rules to ensure fair play. If you reeked, you forfeit your slot in the ladder
The worst part is that if you object to this, people will say “Well FF has ALWAYS been political!” Like that somehow negates the sheer obnoxious tendencies to shoehorn your insufferable real life beliefs into chat.
No, a game’s story being an allegory for something doesn’t mean you trying to shoehorn in MAGA cheer or FREE PALESTINE into group chat during a dungeon run valid. I play FF to get AWAY from that shit. Keep it out of the game