@Nowhere_fast

"Good looking, thoroughly engaging and very very funny" - The Daily Mirror they/them

 London
Joined June 2011
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The Rwanda sponsorship deserves to be ended asap. Great messaging from @gunnersforpeace
James.
@afcjxmes22 Apr 2025
Really powerful advert this. Great work from @gunnersforpeace.
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no@zedonarrival6 Mar 2025
should we do a little key should we have turkish delight
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm6 Mar 2025
Charli XCX is being eyed to star as Jadis, The White Witch in Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA’ movie. (Source: Deadline)
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Is anyone selling any tickets for LCD Soundsystem tomorrow?
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brad. 🌑@hopzyft16 Jun 2024
Me on the 24th of December at 10pm:
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Grace@graceyldn22 May 2024
£30.01 in total standing there
Penny Mordaunt
@PennyMordaunt22 May 2024
Met with @bankofengland today to view the first banknotes with HM The King’s portrait. The new notes will be introduced gradually to replace those that are worn.
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Not this tweet being the first time I see my home town written anywhere in months
Rebekka@rebekkarnold22 Mar 2024
Sean you’ve got to be kidding me mate. 😂
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That’s literally Ozzy Osbourne
Meech@MediumSizeMeech4 Mar 2024
They wanted whoever this woman is pretending to be Kate Middleton to be seen lol. That’s right baby change that narrative
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new Fontaines DC absolutely slaps
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not to drag anybody born in the 1920s but how did you copeeeee without the plethora of bangers we have today like I could not imagine my only pop girlie being vera lynn
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Al Shipley@alshipley7 Feb 2024
taylor swift every time she leaves the house:
SNL Hosts Introducing the Musical Guest@snlhostsintro29 Jan 2024
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Poo Crave
@Poo_Crave25 Nov 2023
Debbie Ryan reveals that she doesn’t need makeup or filters “I serve natural cunt”
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I feel like this is the beginning of another unhinged Brad era
Bradleigh@Nowhere_fast26 Sep 2023
So @isishainsworth fancy a drink sometime haha
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So @isishainsworth fancy a drink sometime haha
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Stacey Slater’s granddaughter is named after Charli XCX
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Your dad sings seven years old by Lucas graham at karaoke
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Selling one ticket for the 1975 at Paris Olympia on Wednesday is anyone wants it £40
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Thinking about how there’s a certain celebrity who I’ve heard too many questionable things about recently from people I know which could probably end up with them being cancelled
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This just reminded me of the night I had a Cuban pussy then asked for everything blue from the corner shop (blue Fanta blue Doritos and B&H blue) and then threw up in the Uber … fun times
katie🧃@katiemedleyy31 Mar 2023
the other week I had to look a bartender in the eye and ask for a Cuban pussy and a quick fuck
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Ok so @fetjury @GeordieGreep I’m volunteering to open on your tour as a drag act called slagenheim
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