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London-bred troublemaker. Unable to type with boxing gloves on. Deadpool fan. Alcohol guru. Extreme analyst. Prone to fits of fuckery.

Joined March 2021
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- Catherine O’Hara - Eric Dane - Chuck Norris - Sam Neill - Hayden Panettiere - Dolly Parton - Tim Curry - Peter Cullen - Patrick Stewart - Walter Koenig RIP to you all.😢 Fuck you 2026.🖕
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Argentina = Cheating Ass Hoes. #FIFAWorldCup2026
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Dear @ginacarano, I have found you absolutely gorgeous (and/or any adjective that means ridiculously hot) since 2010. With this said, I would like you to date me. With the quickness. Post haste. Like yesterday. Thank you for your time. Signed, The Management
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Boycott Planet Fitness.
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Soooo… The #Oscars just ‘ended’ a bloody LIVE stream, because Adrien Brody wouldn’t SHUT THE FUCK UP. Should’ve just left it it on @fuboTV.
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Beyoncé should NOT have won Best Country Album. Absolute insanity. #GRAMMYs #Grammys2025
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I am a fan of whoever did the dresses for: @iamcardib @Beyonce and @SabrinaAnnLynn’s friend. #GRAMMYs #Grammys2025
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Soooo… Will Smith’s kid is really wearing a house on his head, huh? Wow. #Grammys2025
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Dear @BurgerKing, We love you. Please send provisions. Signed, The Management
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AWWWW DAMN … Crips vs Bloods on Squid Game 2. #SquidGame #SquidGameSeason2
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I swear to GOD. If you took a shot every time Ramses used the word ‘energy,’ you’d be drunk as FUCK in five minutes. He’s an absolute fucking cunt for fucking with Marissa, and probably wants to do butt stuff with Steven’s freaky arse. #FuckThisGuy #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind7
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OH MAH GAAAAAAAAHD. Tim needs fucking THERAPY, not a wife. The guys this season (and Hannah) are the fucking WORST. Hey @netflix, you people REALLY gotta stop sliding into DMs for cast members. #ThisAintItFam #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind7
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God. In. Heaven. Nick is an absolute bitch, I swear. Boy ain’t even married yet, and Hannah’s already got his bollocks in a vice. #ManTheFuckUp #SheWearsThePants #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind7
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Episode 10 has already started off bad. Ramses OBVIOUSLY doesn’t care anything about Marissa. BRUH, if your lady says she’s sick, and has been physical up to that point, then leave her the fuck alone. Sex should be the LAST thing on your mind. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind7
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They REALLY need to bring back public caning. #CancelJohnnyS
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Nick… RUUUUUUUUN! Get to the choppa! #LoveIsBlind7 #LoveIsBlind
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