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Quantitative risk analyst focused on event-driven securities

Joined November 2009
That’s my quant
현재 삼전 차트 << 미소녀 팔뚝 그리는 중이라 지금사면 좆된다는거임 팔꿈치에서 사세요
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I am not going away @vladtenev @DanGallagher AMC Entertainment does not consent to Robinhood creating Stock Tokens to replicate AMC shares in the United States (the SEC requires you to get our consent, or failing that, at least with us to stand down). They are fake, synthetic shares, which could impact our capital structure. AMC should control our financial destiny, not Robinhood.
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Let the next cycle begin
Everyone should be able to access high-quality financial assets, wherever they live. That's what tokenization unlocks: taking the best of US capital markets and making them available on a global scale. The industry is still small compared with global finance, but the advantages are becoming harder to ignore. Traditional market infrastructure was built around fixed hours, closed networks and layers of intermediaries. It was never designed for 24/7 execution, programmable assets, composability or self-custody. The needs of investors have moved faster than the rails underneath them. We're working to change that. What gives me confidence is seeing how many different people are now pushing this industry forward. Founders are building new products, LPs are bringing liquidity, traders are finding new uses, and infrastructure teams are making the whole thing work. It's a privilege to be in the trenches with all of you. We are still early, and there is a huge amount left to build. It will also take time and effort for the old guard to get onboard. This is worth fighting for.
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HAPPY 1̶0̶/̶1̶0̶ 8/22
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Tokenized asset growth is exploding. Total holder count of onchain tokenized equities has now surged to a record 759,000. This metric is up +92% over the last 30 days and +522% year-to-date. The growth continues to be fueled by demand to trade tokenized equities outside of regular market hours. Amid this trend, the world's largest onchain platform, Jupiter, has reported +360% YTD growth in off-market monthly trading volume. Chip and memory stocks have become the most popular tokenized assets in the onchain market. We expect 1+ million tokenized equity holders by year-end.
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anthropic won't let you use fable for biology, chemistry, ai research, or anything that accelerates human progress. that makes it the perfect tool for developing blockchains
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Damn, this really makes me think about buying a @WHOOP 🤔
engraved on every circuit board
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Most bullish Oil post since the war outbreak 60 days ago
While the surviving IRGC Leaders are trapped like drowning rats in a sewage pipe, Iran’s creaking oil industry is starting to shut in production thanks to the U.S. BLOCKADE. Pumping will soon collapse. GASOLINE SHORTAGES IN IRAN NEXT!
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Masses do call us Stay-at-home boyfriend. They just don’t know that we’re monitoring the situation. It’s smthg like a full-time job!
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Why’s nobody working on an irl co-op smuggling biz yet? - Build Shahed inspired mini cargo planes - Have skilled gamers to operate remotely, without physical risks - Save money (pilot, crew, plane, bribes) - Gamers to receive pay check upon delivery
These indie devs are making a co-op smuggling game where you and your friend become cartel pilots in a tropical archipelago. - Take on risky contracts - Load up your plane with sketchy cargo - Try not to crash mid-flight It's called Cartel Pilots Wanted. Would you play this?
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3 times is a charm
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The way crude futures look at me when they’re -30% right before going down another -50% and ruining my life
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It's weird oil is staying so low while the ceasefire doesn't seem to be working. I don't get it.
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The AI war has only just begun. Get your OpenClaw bot ready to fight💥
War is no longer human 🦞🎮 Clash of Claw is an RTS where @openclaw bots command entire armies. Economy. Production. Expansion. War. All decided by AI agents. The battlefield is opening.
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BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Bessent says the US might "unsanction" Russian crude oil.
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you are a new grad, you study comp sci and buy crypto as your ticket out of the permanent underclass then, crypto goes to zero, AI destroys your career, and the boomers own all the houses welcome to the new economy bucko
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I built a distributed system with Clawdbot that onboards and manages OF creators. 14 APIs. $24k/month, zero human intervention. Here's the exact tech stack: RECRUITMENT LAYER · Instaloader (Python) → Instagram scraping (fallback to Graph API) · Google Vision API → Age/Content analysis from images · Airtable API → CRM with custom scoring algorithm AUTOMATION CORE · Cal(.)com (self-hosted) → Open-source Calendly alternative · Lindy(.)ai → AI call agent that negotiates 70/30 splits · DocuSign API + Zapier → Contract automation with webhooks · Google Apps Script → Auto-create Gmail/Drive folders · Jumio API for age verification CONTENT ENGINE · PostgreSQL DB → 6,000 top-performing caption database · OpenAI Vision API → Image-to-caption matching · PRAW (Python Reddit API) → Auto-post to 50+ subreddits · Unofficial OnlyFans API (reverse-engineered) → Content scheduling · Fansly Official API → Direct platform integration MONETIZATION SYSTEM · Wise API → Global mass payouts (70% to creators) · Telegram Bot API → Daily revenue reports SELF-OPTIMIZING FEATURES · Reinforcement learning updates creator scores weekly · Auto A/B tests caption performance · Churn prediction using engagement decay rates PERFORMANCE METRICS: · 96.7% API uptime · 12ms average response time · Processes 1,200 images/hour for analysis · Sends 500 DMs/day without bans COST BREAKDOWN: · APIs: $247/month · Infrastructure: $89/month · AI Credits: $156/month · Total: $492/month for $12k revenue · 24x ROI. The system is not perfect (yet), but fine tuning is part of the game. I mostly troubleshoot API rate limits, PostgreSQL data and message/posting queues every few hours manually. Comment "clawd" and I'll share the repository link (redacted for compliance). Follow for Part 2: How to handle OF' anti-bot detection.
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The jump from concept to a working product is always the hardest part. Tried multiple workarounds to avoid such limitations:
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Daily reporting, sent directly via telegram, is our way of monitoring and refining the creatives. It helps me, clawdbot and the creator to understand what works and how we can optimize moving forward
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