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“You really tied one on last night, Mr. Buzzy.”
“I sure did, didn’t I?”
“Yes… NOW GET IT OFF ME!!”
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“Hey Jitters! Have you seen- oh, wait - it’s on!”
“Now…something new from BGN…the Buzzy Game Network…”
“Aaah! MR. BUZZY…!!”
“I know! Pretty cool, huh?”
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“Especially if it’s a raccoon.”
“You’re never going to forget that, are you?”
“Not until I get my luggage back, no.”
“Even if I give you an ENTIRE BOX box of Mallowmars?”
“No Sir! It was my favorite suitcase with my favorite sweatshirt in it, and I want it back!”
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“Hey, Jitters! I just went the ENTIRE DAY without thinking about your fat-headed idiot bunfrend!”
“Really Sir? Because this morning you said-“
“Yep. Alll day.”
“But you-“
“All. Day.”
“But-“
“I SAID ALL DAY!!”
“Yes Sir…”
“So. Peaceful…”
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@felonimayhem
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“I STILL say she’s a fart! And not just ANY fart, no, but one of those great big- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?”
“Yes Sir.”
“One of those GREAT BIG ones that you don’t even - WHERE ARE YOU GOING?”
“Goodnight, Sir!”
“OH YEAH?”
“Yeah!”
“Oh. WELL I’M STILL GLAD SHE’S GONE!”
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*facewash* thetz note wat ite wuz.
@felonimayhem
itz note a feedur! itz a Kunninge Plann!
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“I put it up like you said. Did it work, Sir?”
“No, she’s still sitting there, stuffing her fat face - and those are MY skittles!!”
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“JITTERS, I’M WARNING YOU!
YOU BETTER TELL HER TO JUMP BACK ON THAT CIRCUS WAGON AND RIDE IT THE HECK OUT OF HERE OR ELSE!”
“Or else what, Mr. Buzzy?”
“IF SHE’S NOT OUT OF HERE IN *FIVE MINUTES*, THE ‘OR ELSE’ IS GOING TO MEET THAT ENORMOUS BACKSIDE OF HERS! NOW *MOVE*!!”
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