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My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.
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its nice when you visualise and plan something in your head and it happens exactly like that or even better
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the internet is supposed to be making people smarter HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE GETTING STUPIDER
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I don't understand how some people can be cutters, I can't even get a paper cut without whining.
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Insanity is showing me the exact same commercial over and over and over again and expecting me to buy your crap
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“you like that tower fan?”
Me: it’s ok I guess - if you don’t mind being blown on like you’re hot soup
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I wasn't even fucking mad it ended, always understood I was fucking lucky to be part of something that fucking beautiful
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My teen ridiculed me for only having 300 followers on insta, and that hurt more than I care to admit.











