Just my back up trying something new

Joined February 2022
My kid asked me what my childhood was like so I took the batteries out of the remote and had him change channels by hand the rest of the night.
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its nice when you visualise and plan something in your head and it happens exactly like that or even better
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big sisters are known to contain mama spores
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the internet is supposed to be making people smarter HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE GETTING STUPIDER
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how erotic is a heart skilled at arranging the elusive madness that lies scattered how one person can paint your world anew dripping in the glory imbued
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the stars so quietly, dreaming of my sweet dream girl lovingly she is a gentle piece of serenity the missing piece of my destiny the sweetest kind of mystery a love that blooms endlessly a beautiful hidden rarity
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I don't understand how some people can be cutters, I can't even get a paper cut without whining.
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Insanity is showing me the exact same commercial over and over and over again and expecting me to buy your crap
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“you like that tower fan?” Me: it’s ok I guess - if you don’t mind being blown on like you’re hot soup
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I wasn't even fucking mad it ended, always understood I was fucking lucky to be part of something that fucking beautiful
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Live, laugh, give up and go back to bed.
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*Flips hair, takes out a small country.
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Someone stole my neighbors door mat. We live on the third floor. WTF.
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How's it feel to be rt'd by all bot accounts.
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Ordinary is cheap. Extraordinary is expensive.
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My teen ridiculed me for only having 300 followers on insta, and that hurt more than I care to admit.
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What's for dinner? After a couple of lines, who cares.
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So, are we all done complaining about summer.
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She RT'D you dude. Time to send out the invitations.
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Some form of connection precedes the meeting
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I guess it kinda sailed over my head but I did see it whiz on by
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