I'm not feeling well today

Joined July 2011
This will be my only tweet on this topic, I'm trying very hard to avoid this particular rabbit hole. Enjoy, it gave me a chuckle.
I needed this. You’re welcome.
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I wholeheartedly recommend going to this if you're able, especially if you love watching men in tights, though maybe not right tights. Classic cinema is always worth exposing yourself to. #robinhood #BFI #ArtOfAction @showroomcinema
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Musk needs to spend some money fixing Twitter back end because videos just aren't loading most of the time #playbackerror
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I feel sorry for all the Americans posting about how the UK is turning into a police state They have no idea what it's like here, from simple things like the things you buy cost what it says on the label, to being able to get medical care without the risk of bankruptcy. 1/3
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2/3 I spent weeks living in the hospital after my son was born early and I didn't get a bill afterwards, I even got free food vouchers and parking We have limits on free speech but they don't even know that they do too, because the media they watch doesn't tell them
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3/3 They think knife crime is rampant here because the media tells them that to make them feel safer, the truth is they are in much more danger from guns On and on Their life is being told that the US is the best country in the world Their life is disinformation #USA #UK
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the perfect series of photos doesn’t exist-
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Forget riots - why not compete in the The EDL-ympics! 🎾🥋🏓 A safe space to express your misdirected hatred 😃
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Rory. Kwasi. Dorries. Channel 4 is the only place left in Britain with a Tory majority. Bless.
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However much tax you're paying now, you're one stroke or cancer diagnosis away from being a benefit claimant
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I'm getting really tired of seeing all these "RT if you like breathing!" "Like if you prefer being alive!" "Follow if you're desperate for engagement like me!" posts recently. If you want engagement then post interesting tweets (Xclamations?) Don't beg for it
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On the day of my birth I give thanks to all you utter legends that follow me, provide a brief insight into why I’m like this and explicitly state my hatred of this bastard government, particularly that mop haired shithouse Boris Johnson. Fuck the fucking Tories.
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My cats are sat at opposite sides of the room looking at the walls and I'm wondering what happened while I left the room for a drink #cats
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Enough is enough. It's time to turn anger into action. Join the campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis. wesayenough.co.uk
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