@NotWalmarts

Save Money. Live Okay. (parody, not affiliated)

Joined January 2021
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Not Walmart@NotWalmarts11 Jan 2021
Due to high demand, we have decided not to open ANY registers. We don’t apologize for the inconvenience.
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We are currently being sued by the Catholic Church
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Amen
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The Radical Left, aka #Target is what’s destroying this country. Don’t tell me what I have to read!!!
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B is for Botulism
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cunt
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We hope you have a terrible Monday
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God Bless the USA!
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BREAKING: Walmart executive testifies under oath that 75% of their cash registers are non functional props designed by @Disney Imagineers.
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That doesn’t mango there
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Got to use a brand new shopping cart, feel like a f*cking king.
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The planet is healing 🫡
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In order to make holiday lines worse, we’ve given 40% of the self checkout machines the week off.
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All Time Off requests for anyone making less than $20,000/year will be denied.
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Save Money, Live Sometimes #chesapeakewalmart
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Elon Musk is banned from Walmart.
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Peak white-trash is spanking your kids in a Walmart.
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FREE school supplies to anyone who can outrun security.
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Like when you see it
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In anticipation of her coming arrest, Ivanka Trump launches " House Arrest " ankle accessories. Available now at #Walmart
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Who’s ready to party?
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