Joined May 2022
unlocked my son
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If I don’t get 1600 elo on chessdotcom by the end of the year I’m pussy
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I’m cutting off noob pictures until someone finishes the sins of the father questline for me
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Game will be so good in 8 years when the playerbase understands freezing, wave priority and tempo
Deadlock players finding out about sidelaning and macro 2 years later after release gotta be the funniest thing ever as a League player
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One of those foundational how to approach life clips for teenage me unfortunately
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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Caffeine only damages the hearts of those who are evil and wicked. If you are pure of heart no energy drink will harm you
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full time employee at the putting mina ha in outfits factory
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Ignore listening to people who want you to gamble with your safety
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Replying to @xekinise_
Oof. Hey Zomboss, that's a nasty fart you've got there. Phew! 🤢
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My four-year-old tried to argue that pee pee is stored in the ding dong last night. He's so far outside the scientific consensus on this one it's fucking laughable.
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Bender in your 30s is so funny all I did was wander the streets like a homeless man for 12 hours while my tummy hurt from some bs called herring in a fur coat blacked out waiting for my train to Philly then spent 4 hrs grappling with the reality that noob’s mask looks like a dick
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That small window between Vegas opening up cheap high quality Chinese restaurants to attract Chinese gamblers and Covid decimating the city was a special run
Devastating news: Vegas has better Peking duck than nyc
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fruit fly controlling graves saw the big red orb and thought it was a delectable giant apple or perhaps a cherry
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every time i post my thoughts or feelings i think of this
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chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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im lost! how do i get home!! the humble map waypoint:
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i apologize to all tomato haters out there.. y’all missing outttt
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여친때문에담배끊었다가 이제헤어질거라한갑삼 폐암에게로간다 #wlw #이게레즈야
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if you have no motivation, 𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶. make your bed for STAN clean your room for KYLE make yourself lunch for CARTMAN study for KENNY brush your teeth for BUTTERS
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