Paralegal, insomniac, doomscroller, coffee addict (not related to the insomnia in any way), and gamer.

San Antonio, TX
Joined May 2011
❤️ so many replies to me. I am flattered!
Replying to @NotTheCityInTX
Not the smartest, maybe the fatest though. Maybe wash your hair for your profile pic you greasy cunt.
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activision could do the funniest fucking thing right now
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Austin retweeted
WARDOGS. PLAY LIKE YOU USED TO. COMING TO CONSOLES IN 2028. RELEASING ON STEAM EARLY ACCESS TODAY. 🔗store.steampowered.com/app/1…
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RPG card game Yu-Gi-Oh! GX TAG FORCE 3 is reborn as Yu-Gi-Oh! TAG FORCE GX with modern visuals and enhanced Dueling! Available Feb 16 on Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch. Pre-orders start later today! #NintendoDirect @Konami
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Okay Twitter I get it. I’m on here too much.
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If you haven’t seen The Odyssey, you need to go see The Odyssey.
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Heartwarming❤️: Cities with data centers are so rich, they run straight chocolate milk through their municipal water system instead of plain old tap water
This is the "water" that you get if you live near a Data center
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Some residents near Meta's GA data center reported well sediment after blasting. Meta study found no impact; EPA gathered info without confirmed link. Brown faucet water often rust/pipes. Video origin unconfirmed. Bio says satire. cbsnews.com/atlanta/news/a… nytimes.com/2025/07/14/tec… centralplumbing.org/brown-water-fr…
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“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”
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Video shows the tornado that touched down on San Antonio's Northwest Side early this morning. The National Weather Service says it touched down just before 8 a.m. near Shavano Park, leaving damage in its path. MORE INFO: bit.ly/4w0ylln
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Rest in peace, Bonnie Tyler. 🫡 Forever an icon. 13 years ago:
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BREAKING NEWS
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NUCLEAR POWER. IT DOESN'T CARE IF THE SUN'S SHINING OR THE WIND'S BLOWING. IT DOESN'T NEED BATTERIES FULL OF COBALT OR LITHIUM DUG UP BY CONGOLESE CHILD SLAVES IN CHINESE-OWNED MINES. AND IT HAS LOWER LIFETIME GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS THAN SOLAR, AND ABOUT THE SAME AS WIND. IT'S NOT EVIL DEVIL MAGIC. IT'S METAL THAT GETS HOT AND BOILS WATER TO MAKE STEAM THAT TURNS TURBINES. THERE'S NO SMOKE. THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF THE COOLING TOWER IS JUST STEAM. NUCLEAR PRODUCES AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES LESS RADIOACTIVE POLLUTION THAN COAL WHICH CONTAINS TRACE RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS WHICH GO INTO THE AIR WHEN BURNED. NUCLEAR POWER DOESN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE ALL NUCLEAR WASTE IS CONTAINED, AND NO NUCLEAR WASTE CASKET HAS EVER LEAKED IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN NUCLEAR POWER. NUCLEAR POWER IS SAFE. IT'S EFFECTIVE. IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO THE ENVIRONMENT THAN COAL, OR EVEN WIND AND SOLAR WHICH REQUIRE A FUCK TON OF LAND AND TOXIC METALS FOR WHICH WE HAVE NO PLAN TO DEAL WITH. NUCLEAR POWER IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A PERFECT ENERGY SOURCE THE HUMAN SPECIES HAS EVER DISCOVERED. WE'VE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY SINCE THE 1950S. IF WE EMBRACED IT FROM THE START, WE WOULDN'T HAVE CLIMATE CHANGE TODAY. WE COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF THE AIR CONDITIONING WE EVER WANTED, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER MODERN CONVENIENCE WE'RE CONSTANTLY SHAMED FOR TODAY. BUT WE SAID NO. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING AS A SPECIES? ARE WE FUCKING RETARDED?
i hate how the current conversation around heatwaves is planting trees for shade and getting aircon rather than how are we gonna stop the temperatures from increasing even further
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Austin retweeted
👀 the BEST @MichelobULTRA Courtside Moments from the NBA Finals
🤝 Paid partnership
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Can they do more epic stuff like this with my tax dollars instead of sending them to random countries to fund random wars?
A flyover during the national anthem for a UFC event on the White House lawn AMERICA 🇺🇸
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“Dad…how good was UFC 250 at the White House”
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The issue with modern politics is that I’m not allowed to think this is fucking cool without accusations of being right wing But I’ll take the accusations because this is fucking cool for a MMA weigh in
LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE FOR THE UFC WHITE HOUSE WEIGH IN 😮
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Austin retweeted
BRO WHAT AN ABSOLUTE INSANE FIRST ROUND 🔥 #UFCWhiteHouse
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Austin retweeted
GAETHJE ROCKED TOPURIA 😳 WHAT A FIGHT!!
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That fight was fucking nuts
No better feeling 😍 @Justin_Gaethje | #UFCWhiteHouse LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus! [ Title fights presented by @Cryptocom ]
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