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Joined February 2011
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The CIA is back from Spring Holidays in #Libya - whattup world
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#Gaddafi states he is the leader of Labia and wants our women - U.S. Gov tells him 'we'll think about it.'
Underground Dog Fighting Syndicate found above-ground CIA Reveal.
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CIA to sue #AnIdiotAbroad for copying the name of all overseas CIA agents.
CIA discovers dual states of the universe. More to come.
CIA agent returned from the past earlier. Told us 'don't worry, we win WW2' also brought us forward some nice cake. Sadly, its expired.
CIA inform tea-party, that tea-bagging is not acceptable in 'civilised world' apart from vegas.
Mubarak to step down again, today report CIA
Four agents lost in amazon rainforest believed it to be a 'bookstore' CIA reveal.
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CIA report from tehran iranians shouting 'death to armenia'
Mubarak has evil lair in Sphinx report CIA. #tahrir
1 in 4 egyptians now actually CIA agents, report Al Jazeera, a middle eastern comedy channel.
CIA warn #egypt that pyramids maybe sold on ebay if no-one watches them during #protest.
@Valeria_Tazer yes, yes we do. You need to contact us Miss Parton. All women have to pass a lingerie test however. Equal rights and such...
@Valeria_Tazer happens all the time. Though it is an offense to throw yourself on a government vehicle.
Obama to speak about Bus Strike in Egypt - #tahrir people show they want Buses back and on time.
@Valeria_Tazer We have that every day at the CIA.
4 out of 5 Egyptians prepared to use sticks in #Tahrir to overthrow Mubarak. CIA condemns any and all stick related violence. #Peace
The CIA understand over 5,000 sandals have been thrown at pics of Mubarak in #tahrir - over four tons of footwear has overthrown the pres.
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