@NotThat_JP

Any rumor you ever heard about me was true and legendary. #MCFC

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Joined September 2022
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I’m going to be more intentional in growing my community this year, I’m going to pin this eventually to hold myself accountable
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Opened a bottle of red, a cup for my sauce and a glass for me
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Yona@funkyyassniggaOct 20
I wish yall hated black people enough to leave us alone
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My favorite part about starting work early is by that by 12, I’m taking lunch counting down the couple hours left in my day
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Whoever first said “don’t get me to lying” really cooked, it gets me every time 😂
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I can’t take you seriously if you eat your tacos on flour tortillas
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Nora@nora_mindnotesOct 20
I hope we learn to celebrate people for becoming more themselves, even when their growth looks unfamiliar to us. Not every change is someone drifting away. Sometimes they're finally coming home to themselves.
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I haven’t fully committed to making tacos for dinner but I diced up some onions and cilantro just in case
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Nah, PSG is filthy and Lamine still the best player on the pitch, that Dinho toe poke was class, a great football match
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LOLA B. 🪐@lilshawtywoooOct 20
An invitation = confirmation. People want the reassurance that they still have a place in your life more than they want to actively participate in it.
Mai.@MyOohMyyOct 20
If you don’t get invited to someone’s intimate moment but you also don’t speak to them at least twice a month, why are you upset?
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Out In the Crofton streets
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Angel lookin good out there, both teams going back and forth, good ass game
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Why is game 2 going head to head with Monday Night Football??
JP 🇯🇲@NotThat_JPOct 17
I just knew I was watching the WNBA game tonight, why the hell would that come on at noon?? I’m looking for the game, that shit been over for hours lmao
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Meanwhile I’m in bed figuring out what I’m gonna cook this week so I can make a lunchtime run to the grocery store
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On second thought, I’m not ready to leave my work from home life, everybody I know that had to go outside in the cold this morning was miserable
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I too turned on my heat this morning #dmv 🥶
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Miami/FSU has been good, I was hoping for overtime
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I just knew I was watching the WNBA game tonight, why the hell would that come on at noon?? I’m looking for the game, that shit been over for hours lmao
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Popping out real quick in Oldtown for happy hour, I’m ducking all Howard homecoming events in the city this weekend
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Been cooped up in the house with a lil cold, I had to break out for a few yesterday
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Well maybe not the baby😂 but yeah
IndecisiveLibra@DeVineGoddess93Oct 1
Falling in love, getting married, and having a baby are still goals of mine.
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