United States
Joined October 2025
“You good dude” - open your fucking eyes
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We have pleased the gods
🚨 #BREAKING: Since renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America this year, there have been zero hurricanes — the first time in over 100 years.
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I remember even as a teenager thinking it was a national embarassment that nothing had been rebuilt several years after the attack. And then I was perplexed to learn we *weren't* rebuilding it as it was (or at least a modernized version). It's important to send the message to terrorists, even if just symbolic, that they can't permanently change us. We should have rebuilt.
The older I get the more I wish they had just rebuilt the Twin Towers.
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Teddy retweeted
“A jury of your peers” and it’s just a bunch of mentally ill women
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"According to one frustrated juror, quote, 'he had the hardest time getting over the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.'"
"He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children." Lindsay Clancy jurors speak out, express their frustration with the lone holdout.
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Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of
THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭
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Teddy retweeted
imagine Roger Goodell taking 5 first round picks from your NFL team I’d deadass stop watching the sport
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Best I can do is change the names of shit
🤖 Made with AI
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Chris Sale's son when he saw him coming out for the 9th Inning. 🔥🔥
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In an actual functional society, you just expect things to work. One guy turns up to fix something as soon as it breaks. Having 5 dudes and the mayor turn up for a photo op is how the 3rd world operates.
🚨 Zohran Mamdani personally fixes a water fountain after a New Yorker tagged him on Instagram. It was fixed in less than two days.
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Exactly the point
If this was a Catholic procession for Palm Sunday you'd have no issue with it.
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This is elite, upper dimension cinematography xitter.cf/roman_jebin/status/207…
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These people can't just say Happy Independence Day. They always have to add some bullshit qualifier like "we're not perfect" nigga shut the fuck up and enjoy the fireworks.
Two hundred and fifty years ago, a group of Americans signed their names to a piece of parchment and made a promise no nation had ever made before: that we're all created equal, endowed by our Creator with unalienable rights — life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. We're the only nation in history built not on ethnicity, or blood, or geography but on an idea. That's always been what makes us exceptional. We chose that path 250 years ago but that’s where the work began, not where it ended. Every generation has had to choose it again. At Valley Forge, at Gettysburg, on the beaches of Normandy, in the streets of Selma. Americans recommitted themselves to the principles on which our nation was founded. Now it's our turn. There's nothing guaranteed about our democracy. We have to fight for it, defend it, and earn it. Over and over, year after year. That's not a burden. That's what it means to be an American. 250 years in, we still haven't fully lived up to those words in the Declaration. But we've never walked away from them, and this July 4, I hope all of us can commit to one thing: that we never will. I don't believe we're as divided as we're told we are. I've bet my whole life on the American people, and I'm not stopping now. Happy 250th birthday, America. Our story isn't finished. Let's keep writing it together.
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Bessent continues to be the 🐐
According to a new book cited by The Guardian, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent urged President Trump not to host Ukrainian President Zelenskyy in the Oval Office. The book claims Bessent called Zelenskyy a “little fucker,” a “special-needs child,” and “Mr Bean on crack.”
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WE GOT A FLYOVER AT #UFCWhiteHouse 🛩️ [ LIVE ON @ParamountPlus ]
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It’s like we won a war
White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:
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Replying to @DissentFu
The Free Palestine in your bio gave you away as an unserious person. Take responsibility for your own actions for once in your life. You have no savings because YOU didn’t save. Next!
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