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I am made of science

Manhattan, NY
Joined December 2011
OH GOD WHY WOULD WE EVER LET JOHN FLY THE PLANE???
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Sun is shining, birds are chirping, and there’s a brand new episode of VERSUS ready to stream through your headphones, your car speakers, or your COVID vaccine microchips! Oh yours doesn’t have Bluetooth? Must’ve gotten that Johnson & Johnson… 💉📡 🤖podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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The GOVERNMENT is gonna steal an hour of our Sunday?! When VERSUS rules the roost daylight savings will be abolished, every day will be Wednesday, and new episodes of VERSUS will be beamed directly into your mind. Until then here’s a link to our latest👇 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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We asked John for duck pics. We're lucky he didn't misunderstand us.
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Steve Bannon makes me miss Dick Cheney.
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Come see our fresh heinys at The @Murderfist Show 9:30 2nite @thepitnyc @HenryLovesYou @Eddietunes_ @KeloniusFunk @jacktheworm @NotSoMoreno
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Check out Gary's Basement going down @thepitnyc with @Murderfist boys @NotSoMoreno @CptOuterSpace @KeloniusFunk. facebook.com/randolf.heffern…
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"Have I shown you guys this wooden asshole I got from that war I lie and say I've been in?" @Murderfist
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If you've never seen @Murderfist perform @thepitnyc you're a dumb fuck. That is all. #ShakespeareLeap
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YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ROMEO & JULIET LIKE THIS. @Murderfist + Shakespeare is the best thing ever #ShakespeareLeap
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They ooze comedy from every orifice. @Murderfist tonight at 11 when things get nice and weird. bit.ly/1dlswqB
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RT if u also had NO idea this is how "orifice" is spelled. Also, it looks WAY too similar to "office" @Murderfist
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Set list from the #Murderfist Show at @thepitnyc last night
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Do you suffer from clenched butthole? We recommend @Murderfist 11P.M. @Eddietunes_ @AmberSmelson @CptOuterSpace
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The kids your momma warned you about are MOTW: huff.to/1QribsH
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These are some of my closest friends. @Murderfist
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#FF @Murderfist 11th bday edition @HenryLovesYou @Whats_Next_Ed @jacktheworm @AmberSmelson @CptOuterSpace @KeloniusFunk @NotSoMoreno
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