@NotSandyLane

Commentary & parody site for Sandy Lane exclusive celebrity destination, Barbados (no affiliation to Sandy Lane Hotel, Barbados)

 Holetown, Barbados
Joined January 2012
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The TV Grump@TheTVGrump10 Jan 2018
Replying to @Beard_Club
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Beard Club@Beard_Club10 Jan 2018
#Gaydads & lifelong #lovers/#sweethearts Simon Cowell & Paul McKenna FINALLY get their long-awaited #Barbados #Jetski together in the sun! | #Slipstream #TrueLove #CongratulationsSimonandPaul! #Mantime #aaawwhh #xxxxx dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar…
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Raving #ClosetHomosexual Brit middlebrow entertainman guy Simon Cowell back in Barbados again to spend all his time pretending not to be gay! #ComeOutSimon! #KissPaulForTheCameras! #BritGayMafia xitter.cf/Beard_Club/status/9405…
Beard Club@Beard_Club12 Dec 2017
LOL! - 'Challenge of the Season' - FIND OUT where deluded uber-gay, super-camp Simon Cowell's long-suffering gay partner Paul McKenna's hiding, amidst #Beard Lauren, surrogate IVF child Eric, & distractional set dressing at #SandyLaneBarbados! dailym.ai/2C4DJJt #XmasAlert!
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Mark Wahlberg locks lips with wife Rhea as they go for a swim in Barbados dailym.ai/2iMYLWS
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Amazing big brother Justin Bieber enjoys a fun day in the sun with little sister Jazmyn, 8, in Barbados dailym.ai/2hvTldH
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Just before the sun sets we take flight at Sandy Lane beach on the west coast of #Barbados... barbados.org/barbadosbydrone…
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Looking for a sighting of gay celebrities flaunting their wealth in Barbados? No need to look far! spartacusworld.com/en/hotels…
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Simon Cowell and gay partner Paul McKenna apparently keeping relatively 'undercover' this season, for reasons known to themselves... xitter.cf/NotSandyLane/status/68…
Not Sandy Lane@NotSandyLane1 Jan 2016
NYE Sandy Lane, Barbados.. fans of gay celeb duo Si Cowell & Paul McKenna left VERY disappointed at 'PR stunt' xitter.cf/Beard_Club/status/6829…
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Simon Cowell & longstanding gay partner Paul McKenna appear to've put #NewsBlackout on their annual #Xmas16/#NY17 #ManTime #Barbados hol 😢 xitter.cf/Beard_Club/status/8055…
Beard Club@Beard_Club5 Dec 2016
Cowell to spend Xmas with longterm gay partner Paul, #Beard Lauren & her surrogate kids dailym.ai/2h0iygx @DailyMailCeleb #Barbados
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Simon Cowell jetskis with gay partner, Paul Mckenna at Sandy Lane, Barbados dailym.ai/1cdP4RJ @DailyMailCeleb
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Lord Sugar@LordSugar26 Dec 2016
Barbados, favoured destination/hideout for a host of closet-gay celebs.. xitter.cf/StraightSimon/status/8…
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Beard Club@Beard_Club20 Dec 2016
The world's media awaits first sighting of #gaydad Simon Cowell's longterm gay partner Paul McKenna at #SandyLane #Barbados #Xmas2016
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Andrew Lloyd Webber claims he discovered Rihanna at Sandy Lane Barbados theguardian.com/music/2016/d…

Andrew Lloyd Webber claims he discovered Rihanna on his travels

Impresario says he spotted singer entertaining at Sandy Lane, Barbados, but decided not to ‘bring her back’ from holiday to join his stage stable

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Beard Club@Beard_Club5 Dec 2016
Cowell to spend Xmas with longterm gay partner Paul, #Beard Lauren & her surrogate kids dailym.ai/2h0iygx @DailyMailCeleb #Barbados
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Philip Green 'facing calls for £300m BHS pension deficit' - or loss of 'Sir' dailym.ai/1SoM9iQ @MailOnline
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Dame Alun Roberts@ciabaudo6 Apr 2016
Mmmh. That Sandy Lane complex in Barbados is interesting, isn't it? – at Rietberg, Deutschland
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James May
@MrJamesMay26 Feb 2016
The view in Barbados is not always so agreeable.
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For a good lime, pull into Hal’s Car Park Bar, @Barbados. bit.ly/LvKyRE #Caribbean #travel
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