@NotRickHahn

Parody account for the former Senior Vice President and General Manager of your Chicago White Sox. Churros aficionado. Nacho helmet slayer. Offseason winner.

 West 35th Street, Chicago
Joined September 2012
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Aww nuts!
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Well I’m glad I already packed.
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Pick your favorite.
2%Thunderbirds
9%Blue Angels
90%Sell the team, Jerry
58 votes • Final results
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Thanks for touching my poll.
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Lance dealin’ y’all
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Chicago Bulls
@chicagobulls17 Aug 2023
#BullsFest merch goes crazy! 🔥 RT & reply with your size for a chance to win a limited edition jersey!
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#BecauseItsTheCrosstownCup
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Play Remillard.
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We had Stephen Piscotty? 🤷‍♂️
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Sorry not sorry, Keynan.
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You know something, it’s kinda creepy for Keynan Middleton to watch people sleep.
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Kinda nice that the national sports media recognizes we exist. Kinda nice.
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Well this is all news to me, and it’s safe to assume it will get dealt with.
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Ngl I love naps.
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So, how was your night? 😑
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We seem to lose a lot. 🤷‍♂️
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Come on Touki
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Peavy AND Avila!? MLB Network just spoiling us.
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