Professional ship steadier. Just doing it for the team. Not Kane (although he says I'm funny). PARODY ACCOUNT.
In the nets.
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We stood in a field for 8 hours while someone counted our numbers but we had the same number so we had another go but we still had the same number so they opened the number book and picked an arbitrary number so we could stop standing in a field
I know I scored a ‘century’ today which is ‘good’ but actually Kyle Jamieson has a higher batting average than me so can you all please talk about him instead
Oh heck, darn and gosh. I am so sorry and this will not be happening again
Blackcaps all-rounder Daryl Mitchell fined for swearing against West Indies
bit.ly/3ovajMg (@PhotosportNZ)
*me logging onto twitter bleary-eyed after several months* oh god please not praise, I don’t even bat four, what am I doing here
In at four and as captain...
🌟KANE WILLIAMSON🌟
Since his ODI debut in 2010, @NotNossy has scored the fifth most runs in the format behind Virat Kohli, Rohit Sharma.
📽📱Watch him in action 👉 bbc.in/3d908aa
#bbccricket
Please, if you see me limping slightly don't ask about it, I have RSI (Repetitive SuperOvers Injury) and you just make it worse when you ask
I have conducted extensive research and can conclude that watching Aussie centuries sucks from all three locations of field, hotel room, and sideline. This experiment is now complete and I look forward to watching no more Aussie centuries
Ok I have almost finished the walk back to the pavilion after getting out last night and a number of batsmen have passed me on the way. I can’t see the scoreboard from here so I’m gonna assume they’re off to the nets. #MCGsobig
🎶 I need a spiiinner
I’m holding out for a spinner til the end of the niiiight
He’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be strong
And his figures have got to be tight 🎶
Neil just finished his over and asked me if he can bowl from the other end too. Classic Neil but I don't think that's technically allowed, buddy
If anyone would like to join me for a cup of tea I have put a couple of tea bags in a drink bottle and left it at square leg so it should be ready in about six minutes
We can Capitalise, it’s not hard you just use the shift key
WHAT A CATCH 😱
Ben Stokes misses out on his ninth Test hundred thanks to an absolute screamer from Ross Taylor at first slip 👏
It's the breakthrough the Black Caps needed. Can they capitalise?
#NZvENG
