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@NotNewGirlJess

There is no exquisite beauty without some strangeness in the proportion. -E.A.P.

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Joined January 2012
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“You'll be back, soon, you'll see You'll remember you belong to me You'll be back, time will tell You'll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall”
Rep. Melanie Stansbury (@Rep_Stansbury) profile pictureRep. Melanie Stansbury
@Rep_StansburyApr 29
Imagine getting in a time machine and going back to 1776 and telling the Founding Fathers that the King would one day be reminding America about the importance of democracy and our checks and balances. That is the timeline we’re living in.
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jynx@miiagarroApr 14
"all women do is use men" i have never once found a man useful
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Finally some positive news.
The Halfway Post (@HalfwayPost) profile pictureThe Halfway Post
@HalfwayPostMar 24
BREAKING: Two police dogs at two separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.
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Nine years later and more true than ever 🖤
Shawn Hatosy (@ShawnHatosy) profile pictureShawn Hatosy@ShawnHatosy8 Mar 2017
Our country is falling apart but I'm still wonderful looking with great arm muscles. Sorry I've let you down by not constantly reminding you
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lori@milfgomeryJan 28
"i love you" ★☆☆☆☆ “someday we’ll be buried here, side by side six feet under in matching coffins. our lifeless bodies, rotting together, for all eternity” ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★
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If grown adults say they want to drink raw milk and treat cancer with horse dewormer, just let them. I’m so fucking tired. Just let them do it
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Imagine having the glory of being the fry cook that makes him the meal that gets the job done 🙌🏼
The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) profile pictureThe Daily Beast
@thedailybeastJan 15
The elderly president’s inner circle is concerned about his love for fast food. trib.al/REfKoOq
Leavitt Cornered on Trump’s Gross Eating Habits

Leavitt Cornered on Trump’s Gross Eating Habits

The 79-year-old president’s inner circle is concerned about his love for fast food.

thedailybeast.com
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Good. You shouldn’t have even made it to the first date if you’re a republican. Why would any woman want to date a person who votes directly against her basic human rights?
Matt Montana (@POTUS676) profile pictureMatt Montana@POTUS676Jan 5
Replying to @billybinion
As a single guy trying to date I think probably 4/5 of the last ‘first dates’ I’ve been on have asked me if I’m a Republican. It’s not “what are your politics” it’s explicitly “I don’t date republicans”
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can andrea swift find me a husband
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“Lightning strikes every time she moves” ➡️ “You were dancing through the lightening strikes” #opalite #thelifeofashowgirl #TLOAS #TaylorSwift
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Affordable housing. Youth rec center. Planetarium. Endangered plant conservatory. The possibilities are endless.
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With that jawline? Yikes 🥴
Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian24 Sep 2025
Legislation has been filed in Congress to put Charlie Kirk on U.S. coinage.
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“And by the way… I’m going out tonight” I hum to myself as I grab my kindle and hot tea on the way to my bed
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I think I’ve seen this film before, and I didn’t like the ending
i love lindsey buckingham (@RumoursEra) profile picturei love lindsey buckingham@RumoursEra17 Jul 2025
me in 2013: stevie and lindsey are in love and they’re going to end up together me in 2018: love is dead me in 2025: STEVIE AND LINDSEY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY ENDED UP TOGETHER
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I think @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump should duel on the White House lawn at dawn tomorrow morning. Settle this like men.
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happy “jesus need a 3 day weekend” weekend to all who celebrate
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when someone says their favourite taylor swift album is evermore, please don't try to argue with us. we are going through enough.
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It seems like @Hozier figured out early on in his career that there’s an entire cohort of women who have never had a man say anything nice to them, ever and quickly decided that was going to be his target audience (compliment) 💰
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Image from no context memes (@nocontextmemes)
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Jonas Salk is just rolling in his grave like a rotisserie chicken at this point
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimes13 Dec 2024
The lawyer helping Robert F. Kennedy Jr. pick federal health officials for the incoming Trump administration has petitioned the government to revoke its approval of the polio vaccine. nyti.ms/4gavQFi
Kennedy’s Lawyer Has Asked the F.D.A. to Revoke Approval of the Polio Vaccine (Published 2024)

Kennedy’s Lawyer Has Asked the F.D.A. to Revoke Approval of the Polio Vaccine (Published 2024)

Aaron Siri, who specializes in vaccine lawsuits, has been at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s side reviewing candidates for top jobs at the Department of Health and Human Services.

nytimes.com
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