Marcaux

If no one is gonna say it I will In the movie big daddy: Adam Sandler by legality kidnapped a child and deserved that jail time

Babe r u ok? U barely even ascended into a state of pure bliss when ‘Work It’ by Missy Elliot came on?

MOM PICK ME UP IM SCARED JUNE 7

Your honor my client is simply a “silly goose”

I want to get married but at this point id settle for fucking a warm bagel with cream cheese

please cancel me i need a day off

The Wright Brothers invented the Airplane because road head was getting boring

my mom told me to take my niece somewhere fun…

ah shit lemme call u back bruh i accidentally dropped my dun dun dun

Being single is the 2nd worst thing thats happened to me behind the ‘Miso Soup Incident of 2012’

aight someone who lives in Virginia and is married to a woman named Gina can get knuckle tattoos that say “I ❤️ Vagina” One hand “I ❤️ VA” the other “Gina”

Oh ur in her Dm’s? I’m in the comment section on Pornhub making legitimate reviews and suggestions

its good to be back (Also, yes i got a haircut after this)

ight lets talk why didnt spider man grow fangs

I swear I feel fly like a G6 now plz take me back

my sexual awakening was the music video to Love Dont Cost A Thing by J-Lo you cant un-know this now

I went to the year 3000 not much has changed but we lived underwater and you’re great great great grand daughter ….. she died

someone tell that dumbass mouse from pinky and the brain that the worlds banking system would never let him have any form of systemic control of the world u dont even have a military stupid