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This is absolutely horrific. A woman accused of stealing 1 PACK OF NAPPIES ended with her baby being shot dead by a police officer. And it’s been ruled “justified”.
How black people in America handle what must be constant anxiety is beyond me.
theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
Jesus fucking Christ, just saw someone saying that people talking about their kids being beautiful are “fetishising their kids”.
Ugh the Yanks are fucking me off with this bathroom plug shite. Look, don’t worry about our situation okay? Leave us alone. Mind your own bees wax. There’s no oil in our bathrooms, you don’t need to get involved.
My boyfriend’s asleep next to me on the sofa. He just woke up with a jump, said “I forgot existence existed!”, chuckled, turned VERY serious and said “WELL??” and then immediately fell back asleep.
I don’t have the answers this man needs. I don’t even have the question tbh!
Any dentists here who can answer a question for me (not looking for advice or anything, just something I’m curious about)?
When I was in charge of marketing at a brokerage, I honestly could not tell you how many times I proposed a campaign of feeding customers to tigers. Bet they’re regretting not going with my ideas, now!
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I know that it is never actually going to go away at this point but it is so annoying when you use the phrase "during the pandemic" to refer to 2020 and 2021 and the person you're talking to interjects with "we're actually still in the pandemic btw"
Urgh I’m super skint this month but I really want the funk. Like, I know I shouldn’t be spending money but I’ve literally got to have that funk.
Just accidentally sang my cat to sleep with a Taking Back Sunday song. Honestly, not far off what angsty teen Portia envisioned for her 30s…
Tonight’s perpetrator: youtu.be/Tc1J7y4xIdA?is=fkmi…
One of the biggest hazards of having a dad who’s obsessed with music is when he dies, a random song could come on at any time, anywhere, and it’ll remind you of him for some reason, and OOP you’re crying!
I had a very vivid dream last night, that I can’t remember anything about now, but I do remember waking up thinking “If Jesus shows himself as each person’s individual concept of hot, I will see Pete Davidson Jesus.”
Not remotely religious, btw.
Do you only start enjoying the smell of babies when you have your own? Because man, I do not get it. They smell so sickly, like condensed milk. 🤢
How is it that I know both of their names, and yet it has only just this moment occurred to me that they’re two different people!?
Currently coping with the general weight of the world by staying balls deep in my favourite genre of TV: Commentary YouTubers Who Seem Like Genuinely Nice People. My top roster is @dannygonzalez, @ArthurTV, ItalianBach and @thechadx2. Open to recommendations please.