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Enjoyer of America, Hockey, Cigars. We were meant to live in big families so have a bunch of kids.

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Joined February 2017
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Thank you for preserving the natural beauty of an abandoned parking lot, fat black lady.
JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.
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He married the Chinese spy
Zuck is the last wife guy standing
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Trump doing an amnesty after running on mass deportations would be like if he promised no new wars and then started a war with Iran
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James J retweeted
John Thune disapproving of Tim Burchett as a US Senator is all you need to know that Tim Burchett needs to be a Senator.
JUST IN: Sources tell me that John Thune is actively campaigning to stop Marsha Blackburn from naming Rep. Tim Burchett as her replacement in the U.S. Senate. Thune does not want Burchett anywhere near the Senate chamber. And that's what makes Burchett the perfect choice! @timburchett
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I'm begging Jensen Huang to reconcile with his wife. we cannot afford another billionaire ex-wife entering her "I'm going to fix society by funding its most annoying people" era
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Amnesty is suicide for Republicans.Not one of those 12 million who broke our laws will vote Republican.Obama is laughing at @GOP.
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I mean, the obvious difference between the Charlie Kirk and George Floyd killings is that Kirk’s killing was a political assassination. Murdering your political enemies (who are stand ins for their constituencies) represents a serious transgression of political norms. Hanania is either mendacious or stupid and if he was the responsible advocate for healthier, more intelligent politics he claims to be (and not a mediocre troll) he would acknowledge what’s at stake here.
Rightists have trouble understanding why Charlie Kirk jokes are funny. Maybe I can explain it in a way you can understand. People make jokes when a situation is absurd, and more specifically, when others demand you say something untrue about a person and treat them with more respect than they deserved. George Floyd died. You conservatives thought jokes about St Floyd were funny. In your mind, he was a criminal and a drug addict, and leftists had treated him like the Second Coming of Jesus. Or think about how you'll see a trans person playing basketball with biological women, which leftists tell you is fine and normal, and how funny it is to laugh at this. Similarly, most Americans do not share your personal admiration for Charlie Kirk. They think he was a bigot and a conspiracy theorist. He was also not in any way a thinker or someone who contributed positively to the discourse, but a political hack who formed his opinions based on tribal considerations and owning the libs. When Charlie Kirk died, you went around cancelling people for being insufficiently sad. Even if someone said they were sad about his death and they just thought he didn't deserve to be admired, in those cases rightists still tried to destroy people's lives. Republicans in Congress started calling for a statue of Charlie Kirk in the US Capitol, and others introduced legislation to put his face on coins. As of April 2026, an AP article identified more than 60 Kirk-themed bills introduced across over 20 states. Among these was one in Florida that threatened to take away funding from universities if they didn't rename a road after Charlie Kirk. Outside of your bubble in which Charlie Kirk was a great thinker and leader, this is all ridiculous. So when people at a Chappelle show hear the name "Charlie Kirk," they're not thinking about the human being and father. They're associating the name with rightists trying to create a cult of personality, and are employing humor, which is common when people are facing a movement that is trying to tell them what to do.
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Replying to @RichardHanania
What is the joke here specifically? “I’m happy Charlie Kirk was murdered” isn’t a punchline. That’s just a plain statement of how these people feel. So instead of giving us a 10 volume essay on why Charlie Kirk jokes are funny, maybe you can explain how this comment from Chapelle even qualifies as a joke.
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If they can seize Elon’s property they can seize yours.
Elon Musk is threatening the American people. At some point, we just have to take these public assets away from his control. SpaceX is not his, it exists at the pleasure of the American people.
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Georgia's new insurance commissioner says credit scores will be banned from insurance evaluations, along with ZIP codes. Good luck, Georgia. You finna need it.
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Democrats are considering the advancement of two abortion-related bills in the first 100 hours of the 2027 legislative session: one to legalize abortion nationwide and one to allow federal tax funds for abortion. ewtnnews.com/world/us/nation…
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My entire timeline is foreigners threatening to maliciously prosecute Americans.
Noem, Markwayne, Miller, Homan, Bovino, what’s up? Clear your schedule.
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That's a weird way to say congratulations to Abdul El Sayed.
The process of the US's collapse has accelerated.
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Netanyahu says Texas is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
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People blackpilling are gonna look awfully silly when the ballroom is finished
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I think Vivek should have just worked harder, not been so lazy, and probably should have been campaigning ten hours a day for six days a week. Maybe he would have won then 🤷🏻‍♂️
BREAKING: Amy Acton beats Vivek Ramaswamy to become Ohio Governor
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If you’re in line for your PPP loan to open a Somali daycare STAY IN LINE
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James J retweeted
An entire war for Israel. Jews still voted Democrat. Trump betrayed the country for nothing.
Jewish voters backed Democrats for the House 66% to 32% tonight, about where they have stood all decade. Trump moved the embassy to Jerusalem, recognized Israeli sovereignty over the Golan and struck Iran's nuclear sites. The Jewish vote did not move.
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big day for people who talk loudly in a foreign language on speakerphone all day
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Barack Obama is now targeting Hungary and Poland because they’re rejecting open borders. This guy really is a menace to all of humanity. He needs to be legally jailed for life. I’m serious.
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