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Cake Bowen

@NotJakeOwen

I'm not Jake Owen.

 Balls Deep, FLA
Joined February 2010
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"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say". My thoughts are with Charlie Kirk's family.
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Remember when the Kelce Brothers finished third on The Voice?
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This Is The Best Thing Since Backroads
Jake Owen (@jakeowen) profile pictureJake Owen
@jakeowen20 Jul 2023
Jason, you’re always the first to get behind your keyboard and spout off with this stupid shit. In “my small town” you just walk up to the guy and be a man to his face if you want the smoke… not tweet it at him…. Tough guy.
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Anal?
Toby Keith (@tobykeith) profile pictureToby Keith
@tobykeith20 Apr 2023
It may be 420, but there's one thing Toby's never doing with @willienelson again...retweet if you know it!
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What's the purpose of contemporary country singers performing 30 year old songs outside of the genre with irrelevant artists? #CMTMusicAwards2023
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Who y'all got in this Blumpkin matchup? Duke or Oral? #MarchMadness
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Stevie Wonder isn't blind.
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Let's not feel too bad for Tom Brady. He probably can have his pick of any @Hooters waitress at this point. Probably @TwinPeaksLodge too!
Tom Brady (@TomBrady) profile pictureTom Brady
@TomBrady1 Feb 2023
Truly grateful on this day. Thank you 🙏🏻❤️
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Speaking of @98WSIX, I hear that @bobbybones has stopped saying the names of country songs with what he deems as curse words in the title. I wonder how that will affect some upcoming releases.
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Like "Did I Shave My Taint For This?" by @AshleyMcBryde
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Or "Dixieland Dickdown" by @janson_chris
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Or "Poop Sweat" by @coltford
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Don't know who that is. If it's not played on @98WSIX then it isn't country music.
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"It's cold in this house and I ain't going out to chop wood." - @MorganWallen
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"You're Mozart in the sheets" - @leebrice
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"Girl, I know your favorite beer, cause you told me and I bought it." - @iamchrislane
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"We gonna rock this thang, cock this thang! Me and my gang!" - @rascalflatts
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"My buddy said he saw y'all eating that sushi stuff" - @JustinColeMoore
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