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Jordan πŸŒπŸ‘πŸ»

@NotJTompkins

If you’re reading this I probably just wasted your time UC Alum | Reds β€’ Bearcats β€’ Dayton β€’ Bengals | he/him

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Joined December 2013
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ettingermentum (@ettingermentum) profile picture
ettingermentum
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Post-blue tsunami Joe Burrow scary as fuck
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Using pronouns may have helped this Dana White situation.
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Brett Kollmann
@BrettKollmann18h
Oregon is an AFC team and by that I mean I have no idea if they're actually good or not.
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Dave Yost
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One cannot help but wonder if Coach Day consulted Alex Triantafilou in construction of this week’s game plan.
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kieren πŸ€ŽπŸ’œπŸ€πŸ–€ (@piercekieren) profile picture
kieren πŸ€ŽπŸ’œπŸ€πŸ–€@piercekieren18h
"it could be used to find the cure for cancer!!" but all you motherfuckers wanna do is get ai to generate fruit incest videos
ClipCraft AI (@clipcraft7) profile pictureClipCraft AI
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Flyer Faithful@Flyer_Faithful15h
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Dayton loses a buy game to Northern Illinois. The epitome of brutality.
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Ari Wasserman (@AriWasserman) profile picture
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@AriWasserman19h
Pretty crazy that Ohio State's defense stopped being good the second Julian Sayin got hurt.
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Parlay Pyle@parlaypyle15h
Update the stat! Sub-200 KenPom losses: Brian Gregory (8 years): 2 Archie Miller (6 years): 2 Anthony Grant (10 years): 17
Parlay Pyle (@parlaypyle) profile pictureParlay Pyle@parlaypyleJan 22
Update the stat! Sub-200 KenPom losses: Brian Gregory (8 years): 2 Archie Miller (6 years): 2 Anthony Grant (9 years): 16
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randy butternubs@thisisecstasyNov 7
I’m doing No Kill Yourself November and it’s where you try to get through the month without ending it all
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Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) profile picture
Albert Breer
@AlbertBreerNov 7
I will never understand why people vote down things to benefit their local schools. Here you have a district in a major metropolitan area that has six players currently in the NFLβ€”including Commanders LB Sonny Stylesβ€”cutting all non-varsity sports.
Doug Samuels 🏈 (@CoachSamz) profile pictureDoug Samuels 🏈
@CoachSamzNov 6
No freshman teams. No JV. Varsity only, effective immediately, after a second failed levy in six months. What happened in Pickerington - the school district that churned out names like Sonny Styles and Jake Butt - and what it means for the program footballscoop.com/2026/11/06…
High school cuts all non-varsity sports following close election results

High school cuts all non-varsity sports following close election results

A central Ohio district just found out what a few hundred votes can cost athletics programs, including their football program.

footballscoop.com
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ostonox (@ostonox) profile picture
ostonox
@ostonox18h
Here's the clip in HD because it's looking like we'll be using it a lot Jon Ossoff doesn't support the Green New Deal, he doesn't support Medicare for All, he doesn't support Abolishing ICE He voted to fund ICE, and to give them the power to jail anyone without due process
palki 🌹 (@themeasuredtake) profile picturepalki 🌹
@themeasuredtakeOct 12
Do you support the Green New Deal? Ossoff: No Do you support Medicare for All? Ossoff: No Do you support abolishing ICE? Ossoff: No Do you support expanding the Supreme Court? Ossoff: No Centrists: Ossoff is a progressive!!!
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jordan
@JordanUhl21h
Would be extremely funny if this is what happened:
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Allen Ivermectin (@FanSince09) profile pictureAllen Ivermectin
@FanSince0922h
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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arvo fΓ€rt@arvofartNov 7
his greed delights me actually
None Of My Friends Watch Anime. (@nomfwanime) profile pictureNone Of My Friends Watch Anime.@nomfwanimeNov 5
ppfffttttttt πŸ’€πŸ’€
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JIMMY@yakubbsmonsterNov 6
#yum
JIMMY (@yakubbsmonster) profile pictureJIMMY@yakubbsmonsterNov 6
I should post 3d rotating sandwich gifs again
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barbarism critic
@barbarismcritNov 6
Pod Save Your Expectations
NewsNewsNews (@RealCrookedNews) profile pictureNewsNewsNews
@RealCrookedNewsNov 4
.@jonfavs on Jimmy Kimmel: For the next two years, we're going to be able to stop bad things from happening... but realistically it's going to take a Democratic president in the White House in 2028 to actually get some stuff done.
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i don’t want to find bipartisan common ground with fascists. i want democrats to take decisive dramatic action to improve the lives of working people and steer the planet away from disaster.
ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
@ABCNov 4
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said that his party is β€œready, willing and able to find bipartisan common ground” in order to work with Republicans on the ongoing affordability crisis. abcnews.visitlink.me/ymEF7Q
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Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) profile picture
Akilah Hughes@AkilahObviouslyNov 6
What email you don’t have a job
Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) profile pictureRep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMaceNov 6
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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SantttiMuks@SantttiMuksNov 6
Meanwhile the storytelling.😭
Jaayy (@Jaayymygf) profile pictureJaayy
@JaayymygfNov 5
I’ll go with Drake’s style of storytelling over Kendrick’s any day
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Jon Rothstein
@JonRothsteinNov 7
Purdue loses a buy game to Valpo. The epitome of brutality.
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