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Not Iron Maiden

@NotIronMaiden_

To promote interesting metal bands. To remove the rod from the arse of metal twitter. Quit being so bloody serious. #MakeMetalFunAgain #NotIronMaiden

Joined February 2020
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Stay at home. Eat lard, save lives. #StayAtHome #StayHomeSavesLives
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Listening to Iron Maiden doesn't get you laid. #NotIronMaiden
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@fesshole30 Mar 2021
I spent far too much of my youth listening to shit music. Iron maiden, motley crue.....can't help thinking I would have had sex so many more times if I hadn't.
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No they're not, you ginger throbber. #NotIronMaiden
Richard Keel (@R_Keel_esq) profile pictureRichard Keel@R_Keel_esq30 Mar 2021
Replying to @fesshole
Iron Maiden are objectively the best band in the planet. Motley Crue suck balls though
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I don’t get this “even exploring evil or Nazi imagery in black metal is wrong.” It’s fucking black metal it’s supposed to explore mature and esoteric themes from a dynamic range. Acting like the nazis never existed and shunning them away will just add to their pathetic mystique.
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One the our more weirder beliefs about extreme metal. Even though we at Not Iron Maiden HQ LOVE early Big Country and Saor equally.
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Nikki@x_Nixxie_x11 May 2020
Can’t believe people fall for this shit.
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"bOriS mAn Bad!!" "DoNt taEk mY LoKdOwNz FrOm mE!!" "nOrF KeRReA hAz tEh RiTe iDeA" "Y R U sTiLl gOinZ oUtSiEd Im RePoRtN U!!!" "cHiNa aTe mY NaNaZ 5G pOwErD gOlDFisH" "AliEnZ r KiLlIn R NHS!!!"
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Triggered.
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AC/DC is awful Bogan shite with basically the same songs spread over 25 albums, whose vocalist sounds like a blind incontinent asthmatic Rhinoceros with a bowel obstruction. Don't @ me, because you're wrong. #NotIronMaiden #NotACDC #PloddingDinosaurShite
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Nikki@x_Nixxie_x2 May 2020
Still don’t understand how people can listen to Alestorm and appreciate it.
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Hmnmm...Seems we're upsetting people somewhere, as our account started playing funny buggers. All will be back to usual service soon. #NotIronMaiden
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Monster@M6NSTER19 Mar 2020
An who said that there is No Good News these days! Bloody Marvellous! 👍😂 @PiIrwin @Katy_Ann_Snake @demNuts3 @robertm5 @onlymetal17 @NotIronMaiden_ @goc1978 @Whutom88 @MardyGoth @ScandicAtheist @Warwolf78 @OdinsBeard6 @bigeuzi @KManriffs @MoMetalTrax @groovesvillewkd
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#NotIronMaiden Cirith Ungol - Frost and Fire. Better than Iron Iron Maiden? Yes. Yes they are. youtu.be/qt6VebqhTUE
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