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Goodluck E. Johnny

@NotGoodluck

A Parody Parodying a Former Parody. Inceptoparody.

 Not Otouke.
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Joined May 2014
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Wait... Y'all are doing #upgradechallange and didn't call me? O! It's cos I win, right?
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I see they've picked up my friend Raymond. Remember when I was telling you not to run that advert.
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Ambode at a night club?! Someone should to tell him Nigerians don't want baby boy leaders... If not, I'd still be President.
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You are still my woman. My everything...
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DAM, can't even enjoy stolen funds without waking me up!
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My people! I never knew holidaying was so good! I mean besides the ones I took everyday while in office. So, what's been happening?
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What Nigerians fail to realise is, I'm still president. When someone asks you, "who's your president?" You reply: not...
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Just popped in to tell the story about some kids who passed their mock exams well then went on to fail the main exam. What happened?
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There I was, chilling in my villa and then the ACs stopped working; no light! This' what you people go through?
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Ever wondered why the handover venue is called Eagle Square? Hint: might be cos it's where the money starts to take off.
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I hope you Nigerians are happy, you could have had this much swag...
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Don't tell Buhari but my handover note is basically a doodle of an Ijaw man shitting on the map of Nigeria; I want to surprise him.
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Can someone please tell these Americans that corruption is not stealing! #FIFA
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I can tell you, boreholes & #OneorTwoThings... RT @notfaizzy: Petition NASS to reveal how N600bn was spent... change.org/p/nigerian-nation…
Sign the Petition

Sign the Petition

To open up the National Assembly budget to a level that provides full details and also to ensure that the National Assembly explains to Nigerians how N600bn budget was spent in the last four years.

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You Nigerians say I haven't done anything for the country but see how I've made black marketers suddenly desirable to women.
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The APC really want to take everything from me but i'm like: just have Patience.
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What! Orubebe joining the APC? I know I've been asleep for a while but surely i didn't miss the handover? These politicians ain't loyal!
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Those asking for their money back after the #MayPac fight remind me of one President who ran for reelection, lost, now wants his money back.
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Has Pacquiao called to concede defeat yet?
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