wicked bitch of the west đź’… FUCK THE WIZARD (parody) #ChangedForGood

The Western Sky
Joined January 2025
IT LIFTED AT 1:45 AM 🙏🙏
When your faculty advisor didn’t lift the registration hold in your meeting a MONTH ago so now you gotta wait 1 extra day
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When the squad hits “drive out to haunted locations where we could be attacked” levels of boredom
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When your faculty advisor didn’t lift the registration hold in your meeting a MONTH ago so now you gotta wait 1 extra day
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Dawg get that money out of Oklahoma and put it in Texas tf
Democrats pump $500K into Oklahoma governor's race as map expands further into red territory politi.co/4ejreO2
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5000 word paper done in 1 day Momma I need a cigarette
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67 days til Christmas 69 days til my birthday
67 days til Christmas 69 days til my birthday
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This the dude from family goy
The very first cancer cell…
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I’m writing in some bullshit for the uncontested Republican seats Writing in Peepee himself for jailer
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If you’re driving on the road at the same time as me I hate you
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They found the emerald city?!
Astronomers say they've discovered the first star that would appear green to human eyes. The presence of calcium, sodium, and lithium in the star's composition is the source of its unusual color, astrophysicist Mark Hollands says. (cnn.com/2026/10/16/science/g…)
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Probably B because then I can visit all the gas & ice giants
You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there's a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?
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Out at the fork
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President Trump: If you’re in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed, you have about a 65% chance. Hello, Mohammed. I've done it for years now. I’ve never been wrong.
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Katie Zacharia’s term as White House press sec:
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The pop up notification that a 2000 mile fault is rupturing and will basically end South Asia and the American West Coast would go so crazy because I’d get an alert at the same time asking to sign in with authenticator
Japan's Meteorological Agency accidentally issued an early warning for a 9.9-magnitude earthquake. The real magnitude was 6.9, according to the USGS. No tsunami alert.
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Fools gold
Florida Senate is not even close to Safe R
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NEW: Trump has announced that the execution of Fort Hood mass shooter Nidal Hasan will not be livestreamed, then found a way to whine about Obama
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January 4, 2026 Called it again
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Iowa isn’t purple. Oklahoma isn’t lean R. It’s solid R. Texas isn’t blue. Michigan isn’t going to elect an Islamic extremist. Alaska isn’t purple. Ohio isn’t blue. North Carolina isn’t blue. Stop believing the fake news polling & just go vote.
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Ann Selzer is that you
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