@NotElectus

Ea-nāṣir owes me copper

Joined January 2021
if fuel gets any more expensive then I'm gonna have to start getting around in one of these
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one game of hopscotch away from crossing between Spain and Morocco
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did mario represent nintendo in court
Nintendo has won a lawsuit against a Reddit mod over pirated Switch games James Williams, known as Archbox, has been ordered to pay $4.5 million and shut down any 'pirate shops' he controls
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excellent now it can melt my phone as well
The game that melted peoples PCs 6 years ago, now running on a phone 😳
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After much deliberation and thorough consideration, I have formally decided to cancel Eminem. This was a very difficult decision to come to.
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she must have gone to davey jone's locker
To prove that the Earth is round, not flat, a man filmed a cruise ship until it disappeared from sight
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Electus retweeted
who the hell is this guy hanging out with
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sometimes I like to bust out my old xbox 360 to play some games and every time I power it on entire civilisations of dust mites are wiped out
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this is jerma
It’s been years, does anyone have an explanation on why this looks and feels EXACTLY like jerma?
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one of these seems a little different than the rest
🚨 HERE’S THE MASSIVE LIST OF GAMES CAUGHT IN TODAY’S STEAM LEAK ▫️ Persona 6 ▫️ Kingdom Hearts IV ▫️ Persona 4 Revival ▫️ Fable ▫️ Brazilian Drug Dealer ▫️ Penis Bird ▫️ Gears of War: E-Day ▫️ Silent Hill: Townfall ▫️ Dragon Ball Xenoverse 3 ▫️ Ace Combat 8: Wings of Thieves ▫️ Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis ▫️ Control: Resonant ▫️ Stranger Than Heaven ▫️ Dune Game ▫️ Shrek 2 Remaster/Rerelease ▫️ Professor Layton and the New World of Steam ▫️ Attack on Titan 3 ▫️ Deus Ex Remastered ▫️ The Avengers Game by THQ ▫️ Lords of the Fallen II ▫️ Turok: Origins ▫️ Minecraft Dungeons 2 ▫️ Thief: The Dark Project Remastered ▫️ Judas ▫️ Squadron 42 ▫️ Planet Zoo 2 ▫️ Sea of Thieves ▫️ Tropico 7 ▫️ EA Sports FC 27 ▫️ PGA Tour 2K27 ▫️ Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun 2 ▫️ Warhammer 40,000: Chaos Gate – Deathwatch ▫️ Silent Hill: Townfall ▫️ Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night 2 ▫️ Danganronpa 2×2 ▫️ Mega Man: Dual Override ▫️ Crazy Taxi: World Tour ▫️ Rayman Origins Enhanced Edition ▫️ Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee Remastered ▫️ Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse ▫️ Star Wars: Galactic Racers ▫️ Star Wars Shooter Game ▫️ Star Trek: Outposts ▫️ Dragon Quest Monsters: The Withered World ▫️ Fate/Extra Record ▫️ Metal Max 2 Reloaded ▫️ Panzer Dragoon Zwei: Remake ▫️ Trails in the Sky: 2nd Chapter ▫️ Jackbox Party Pack 12 ▫️ Hitman: World of Assassination Collection ▫️ Terminator: Survivors ▫️ Final Fantasy Resonance ▫️ Uta Macross ▫️ Telltale’s The Walking Dead Collection ▫️ Game of Thrones: War for Westeros ▫️ Brawl Stars Spin-Off ▫️ Slime Rancher Gacha Game ▫️ Sonic Game ▫️ Tetris Game ▫️ Candy Crush Game ▫️ Nickelodeon Animal Crossing-like Game ▫️ Unknown Twin Peaks Game ▫️ Unknown ALF Game ▫️ Unknown Vehicle PvP Game ▫️ Touhou Game ▫️ Only Up ▫️ Last Epoch ▫️ Witchbrook ▫️ SiN Reloaded ▫️ Trine 6 ▫️ Warhammer: Survivors ▫️ Golf With Your Friends 2 ▫️ Restitched ▫️ Billie Bust Up ▫️ Carrion 2 ▫️ Graveyard Keeper 2 ▫️ Stuntman: Hollywood ▫️ Echo Weaver ▫️ Tales of Eternia Remastered ▫️ HIVESWAP: Act 3 ▫️ Terranigma ▫️ Alien Breed 35th Anniversary Collection ▫️ Escape Academy 2: Back 2 School ▫️ Ashes of the Singularity II ▫️ Remothered: Red Nun’s Legacy ▫️ Rurouni Kenshin ▫️ Valor Mortis ▫️ Kena: Scars of Kosmora ▫️ Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival ▫️ Horizon Hunter’s Gathering ▫️ Grave Seasons ▫️ Warrior Cats: Clans of the Forest ▫️ HoloTrials: Case Covered ▫️ Road Kings ▫️ Wardogs ▫️ Beer Collecting Simulator ▫️ PUBG DED .NET ▫️ Police Simulator ▫️ PAYDAY: Aces High ▫️ Armatus ▫️ Nivalis Nights ▫️ Silver Pines ▫️ Order of the Sinking Star ▫️ Rev. NOiR ▫️ Guns of Eschaton ▫️ Kidbash: Super Legend ▫️ Anomalith ▫️ DoubleShake ▫️ Rhapsody in Scarlet ▫️ Demi and the Fractured Dream ▫️ Falsus ▫️ Clutch ▫️ Custom Hobo ▫️ 4Loop ▫️ Stupid Never Dies ▫️ The Free Shepherd ▫️ Magical Blush ▫️ Nailcrown ▫️ TankRat ▫️ Flock Off! ▫️ Projekt Z: Beyond Order ▫️ Gussun Oyoyo (Risku Challenge) ▫️ Bluey’s Happy Snaps ▫️ Garfield: Escape from Monday ▫️ Magicians: The Devil’s Deal ▫️ Half-Life Multiplayer Fan Mod
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there is no measurement of time that is more inaccurate than the time remaining on a washing machine
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The year is 2150. The entire earth has been bulldozed into a Minecraft super flat world so that retired 60 year old men can play golf.
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no birthday will feel cool again until I reach 60 so I can yell at teenage fast food workers over issues that are entirely my own fault
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I remember when the emoji movie came out in 2017 and it was like a cultural event of everyone hating on it
how ppl would look at u if u used emojis in 2016-2020
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"not talking to yourself is npc behaviour" I say as they drag me away to arkham asylum
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sometimes I'll try to push a pull door and the person standing behind me will say "you have to pull it" like yeah okay thanks I was planning on doing this for the next 30 minutes actually
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you invite a guest over to your house and they ask you what time it is: "hold on let me check the Xclock"
Xbox and Ikea have officially announced their full furniture line for gamers The collab comes with D-Pad cushions and platters, as well as a thumbstick stool
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modern day equivalent of the bloody mary challenge is opening your map 4 times in skyrim and crashing your game
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rats were kinda like the podcasts of the 1300s, completely unwanted but absolutely everywhere
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starts off with them pretending to try and arrest him, *blows up a car* alright guys well now we gotta actually arrest him
MrBeast started his newest video off with an actual explosion as him and his friends run away from 100 real cops 😳 - he spent months setting up cameras, traps, and more to hide from them as they try to escape for 12 hours.
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