Enjoying owning a private robot chauffeur 😎

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Governor DeSantis on adding @Tesla vehicles to state agency fleets for cost savings.
Replying to @NotDrivingDrew
Yes we are reviewing possibilities
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Surround yourself with people who see a flying car and say, "Awesome!" Not people who see a flying car and say, "It's not actually flying" or "I don't see the point." This post is not about cars :)
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Wireless phone charger!! 😮
New Tesla Roadster info from the videos below: • Bespoke 4680 battery cell just for Roadster. Tesla's fastest charging battery, 15-80% charge in 10 mins. • Tesla wants to get to a <30 minute COPV tank refilling time, which will last ~5 seconds (single use before you have to refill it). • COPV uses an actuator from Tesla's Optimus robot • Roadster is capable of 0-60mph time of 0.55 seconds • 310-320 mile range • Up to 1,500 hp • Two motors, both on the rear axel • 10,000 psi COPV • 330+ mph top speed target • Rocket trim will be limited production • Almost every panel of the car moves in some way • Roadster is 2 meters wide • The pedals move for driver comfort. Seats are fixed • Brake-by-wire (and steer-by-wire) • Wireless phone charger • Heated seats • Next-gen heat pump • Tesla's thinnest headlights ever • Rear-wheel drive only, with 2 rear motors making 1+ megawatt & 1,400+ Nm, more than all 3 Plaid motors combined • No differential: each rear wheel is controlled independently through 8.4:1 planetary gears, with its own inverter • New 4680 cells with a special high-power chemistry, aluminum cans (instead of steel) & double-sided cooling • Titanium upper battery plate + aluminum lower plate • 800V architecture (same as Cybertruck & Semi) • 15-80% charge in 10 minutes, Tesla's fastest-charging battery ever • 300+ miles of range (battery size not disclosed) • Target of 25-30 minutes of unlimited track driving per charge • Weight just under 1,700 kg or 3,700 lbs (not final) • Double wishbone front suspension, multi-link rear, adaptive dampers • Track Mode lowers the car 40mm & makes it 3x stiffer • Pop-down headlights only ~15mm tall • Front wings move up to 80°, with pop-out side "scales" (barge boards) & an active hood vent • 4 rear fans (~20 kW each) + 4 drop-down side skirts form a "sucker system" for 2+ g of cornering from 0-50 mph • Skirts are replaceable rubber & nylon-bristle wear parts • Orange-tinted titanium-oxide rear glass, as used on aircraft • Removable roof panels • 4-5 prototypes built so far, with a bigger build planned early next year • Tesla calls it "the last great driver's car"
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politics has rotted your brain when you can't even admit a car jumping over another car is pretty fucking cool
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Nailed it.
Replying to @theapplecycle
I’m guessing $300 price tag, at least.
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People used to code... manually?
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You can post literally anything, and people will take the time out of their day to argue with you about it for no reason.
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Tesla FSD
What’s a life-changing purchase under $100?
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lol
New logo for "SpaceXSI" 🤔 Pronounced "Sexi"
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i love when i plug in my charger and it's crunchy
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I'm doing my part 😂
Holy crap. We’re about to hit 15 BILLION FSD miles. 🤯
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The steering wheel is entirely a formality at this point.
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Sometimes I wish my Tesla didn’t have a steering wheel. FSD drives better than I do now, why even give me the option?
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Using FSD in a less populated environment is night and day from a super populated place. FSD is worth 10x the money in a major metro area. On just about every drive it dodges a collision, pulls over for an emergency vehicle, or dives around some debris. It’s amazing.
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What could FSD v15 possibly bring? My car can do everything as it is. I'm having a hard time figuring out what else Tesla could possibly add aside from features like remembering which way to take or how/where you like to park.
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No way... 🚗💨 😮
Go for launch
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Goodness gracious these protesters are getting very creative 😂
The lunatic left continue their protest at the Tesla diner in Los Angeles, still can’t believe @elonmusk built this right in the heart of the West Hollywood liberal mental asylum, should have built it in the Valley, Glendale or Burbank would have been perfect for it. These lunatics will be burning cyber taxis if he ever launches them in LA #tesladiner #TeslaOwners
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I'm curious how FSD would handle a traffic break like this. Someone should test it 👀
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bro ain’t even charging, he’s just doing it for the love of the game.
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Real world use of Grok’s new features. So convenient.
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My landscapers today were all conventionally attractive mid-twenties women. Is this a recession indicator?
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