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Heather Chandler

@NotDeadChandler

AU Heathers mythic bitch who never died. Freshman in college, UCLA. Gamma Phi Beta (τφβ) pledge. Rich. Spoiled. Machiavellian. Written by #EvilPen RP only Fake

Joined September 2022
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Step into my candy store.” Heather Chandler Didn’t die Westerberg High Alumna 19 yo college freshman Rules her school Rich, spoiled, trust fund baby Mythic Bitch Corn Nuts enthusiast #HeathersRP Written by #EvilPen🖊️! Follow/RT or you’ll die alone!
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I’m a mouse…duh!
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If a man ever claims they are an “alpha male” I automatically ask “Is that a furry thing?”
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Temple Reed@SeekingRuinsSep 26
#SexySaturday Librarian Edition.
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I’m sure I’ll keep your secrets safe. I’m not even paying attention when you tell them to me.
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Happy Heathers’ Day!
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Who’s going to lay their jacket over the puddles so I don’t have to get my feet wet? Hmmm?
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Why are you so obsessed with me?
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#SexySaturday Casual outfits but I’m sexy no matter what.
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#SeductiveSunday Sometimes people accuse me of being AI, but AI wishes it could achieve this level of perfection.
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My therapist says that I need to be more securely attached to people, so I now carry a huge swatch of Velcro. I will be securely attaching myself to the next individual who stops close by long enough! You have been warned!
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It seems we might have gotten off on the wrong foot. Let’s start over. We wouldn’t want anyone getting off on any feet.
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#SexySaturday Mirror mirror…
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Made in the shade.
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Violet Romano@KansanScribeMay 31
“It’s better to write a bad first draft than no first draft at all.” Violet Romano Creative writing film student at UCLA From Kansas Lives in Santa Monica beach house with @TicklezYou Learning the world contains so much more than she thought Written by #EvilPen Follow/RT?
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#SeductiveSunday If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls.
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#SexySaturday Nothing but the lap of luxury for me. I deserve it.
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Not everyone can be me, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try.
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Opinions are like orgasms. The most important one is mine. And I don’t care if you have one.
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I was extra polite today. I even said “please!” Actually I said “Bitch, please” but it still counts.
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