Parody account. Formerly known as NotRyanReaves and NotPatMaroon.

St Louis, MO
Joined May 2016
馃毃OFFICIAL NAME CHANGE馃毃 I started this account in 2016 as NotRyanReaves. He was traded. Then a hometown boy joined the team and I became NotPatMaroon. 馃敟AND NOW馃敟 鉃★笍NotChiefBerube猬咃笍 New name. Same tweets. Let鈥檚 go win another Stanley Cup.
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Damn. Tarasenko already looks so happy.
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I always thought Tarasenko was going to be a St. Louis Blue forever. Unfortunately, over the last couple years, him leaving became inevitable. It鈥檚 hard to believe he鈥檚 actually gone. One of my all time favorites and one of the best to ever wear the blue note. Thank you #91
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The Greatest Athletes of All Time: 3. Tiger Woods 2. LeBron James 1. Noel Acciari
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BREAKING NEWS: Kelly Chase just buried this man.
Hey buddy . I'm not sure what I'm more surprised at. Your comment or the fact that somebody gave you a no trade list. You didn't need to put us on it ,we've got a good enough scouting staff there was no chance of you being here anyway. @Scott_Darling33
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The St. Louis Blues are 3-0. Jordan Binnington is still insane. Life is good.
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The St. Louis Blues are 2-0. Jordan Binnington is insane. Life is good.
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Remember Jordan Binnington in 2019? Let me introduce you to Jordan Binnington in 2022.
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The St. Louis Blues are 1-0. Vladimir Tarasenko is still a Blue. Life is good.
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JAKE NEIGHBOURS. THE KID. With the dagger.
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Vladimir Tarasenko is still a Blue. Vladimir Tarasenko is still elite. Life is good.
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You asked who will score the first goal of the season for the Blues? I already saw it. Vladimir Tarasenko. Let鈥檚 ride.
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Drafted by the Blues. Left and came back two different times. A Stanley Cup Champion. One of the greatest players to ever wear the Blue note. Thank you, DP57.
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This one hurts. REAL BAD.
Hearing #RedWings and David Perron are closing in on a deal. #LGRW @DailyFaceoff
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Things you hate to see: This.
Hearing David Perron plans to go to market on Wednesday. Lines of communication remain open with #stlblues, and talks have been cordial, but I鈥檓 told STL doesn鈥檛 have the cap space to make a proper offer at this time.
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Pat Maroon showing up to his fourth straight Stanley Cup Finals:
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The only team to beat the Avalanche in the playoffs so far is the St. Louis Blues.
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Karma has arrived.
Kadri takes out Faulk last season. Kadri takes out Binnington this season. Dirty player. Karma is coming.
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The St. Louis Blues fall short in a series where nobody thought they had a chance. To make their chances ever more slim, Binnington gets knocked out early in the series, and they still put up a respectable fight against a better Avalanche team. Win or lose; I love this team.
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I just really hope that wasn鈥檛 the last time we saw Tarasenko and Perron in a St. Louis Blues uniform.
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